Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Rain SMS

Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That There's No Space For Tears Your Life....


Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy

Now

To Thank God 4 All His Blessings We Receive....


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"""""HApPy
//////RAINy
"""""///DaY/////


Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Kaisay Uthay Badaal Or Kahan Takray
Kaisi Hui Barsaat Kissi Se Mat Kehna


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Happy Rainy Day Dua Hai Barish Ke Jitne Qatre Girain Utni Hi Apko Khusyan mile


Ab ke sawan mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut...


It must have been a rainy day when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying
because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


My Sms Are Just Like 'RAIN'. . . .

1 Day It Will Increase, . . .

1 Day It Will Decrease, . . .

But . . .
NEVER DIES.....!


Promise me we R true friends:

I'm lamp, U'r light.
I'm coke, U'r Sprite.
I'm Sawan, U'r badal.
I'm normal, U'r pagal...


Ae barish jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.


Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other
but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of nature.....


pyar karne wale aankho ki bat samajh lete hain
khawabo me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hain
rota to aasma bhi hai pyar ke liye
par afsos log use barsat samajh lete hain....

Exam SMS

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh rahe thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Rahe thay or hum Unhain

Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume...


What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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. .
. .
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!!


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At Last Exams Are Over!


Ye padh le,
imp hai exam mein pakka aaega.. . . . . .
1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date .

ab thanks bol kr rulaaega kya? .
anything 4 u.....


A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge

I’ll study......


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!


Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….


3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.


Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!


Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
Wah Wah,

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . .

Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror


My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near"


Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna...


Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain....

Marriage SMS

Golden Rule:

To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her...


The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake..


A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished...


Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."


It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered


Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken.....


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that....


Marriage is a three ring circus:

an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and a suffering.....


Only true friends stand by u during bad times.
I promise I will attend ur wedding.....


Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock...


Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!....


True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!


Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
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Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye.....


Why love marriage is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"


What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year: KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year: CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....


Shadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota hay
kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.

Eid SMS

Beware of other duplicae �EID wishers�
I am the only authorized ISO 2006
certified dealer in EID WISHES
I wish u an original sweet EID Mubarak......


Eid Bring Fun,
Eid Bring Happiness,
Eid Bring God Endless Blessings,
Eid Bring Fresh Love...
EID MUBARAK To You With All Best Wishes..


Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karun,
Kiya jo faisla eid mubarak kehne ka,
Dil ne kaha kyun na aapse shuruwat karun.
  EID MUBARAK*


May my love submerged you with joy and happiness.
May my thoughts meet you through the distance.
May this Eid be one of togetherness.
Eid Mubarak.....


Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad
Happy Eid....


Jub Kabi Bin Mange App Per Khushion Ki Bersaat Ho,
Jub Kabi App Ka Dil Anjaani Khushi Se Betaab Ho,
To Samaj Lena Koi Aap Ko Duaon Main Yaad Ker Raha Hai.
Happy Eid.....


Teri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Meri "JAN" Tu hee hay
Log dekhay "EID" ka "CHAND" Mera "CHAND" tu hee hay..


EID is a Wonderful DAY
�To Pray�
�To Love�
�To Care�
�To Smile�
�To Relax�
And
�To Thank ALLAH�
For all He gives us.
EID MUBARAK......


EID is a Combination of 3 meaningful words:

E:Embrace with open Heart
I:Inspire with impressive attitude
D:Distribute pleasure to all.
Eid Mubarak......


Eid Ka Chand Falak Pe Nazar Aaya Jis Dam
Meri Palkon Pe Sitaray Thay Teri Yaadon K.


Koi itna Chahe Tumhe to batana,
Koi tumhare itne Naaz uthaaye to Batana,
EID MUBARAK to har koi Keh dega tumse,
Koi Hamari tarah kahey to batana.....


SuHari dHUP BaRsat k bAAd,
tHori Si hAsi haR bAaT k BaAt,
uSi taRHa hO mUBArak yE Eid raAmDaN k BaaD,
wiSHIng yOu a VEry spEcIaL
.*.*haPPY eID mUBArak.*.*


Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK.....


Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK.....

Love SMS

red is 4 blood,
blood is 4 heart ,
heart is 4 love,
love is 4 u
and
u r 4 me....


A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
"Hurt me with the truth, But Never comfort me with a lie."


Kid Mom I Love U More Thn U Love Me
Mom: How Can U Prove Dix My Son?
Kid: Coz U've 2 Sons N I've Only One Mother......


Only Two Persons In This Earth Will B Extremely Happy.

One Who Gets Everything In Love
&
The One Who Does Not Know What Is Love.


Jo Dil K Aaine Mein Ho Wohi Hai Pyar K Qabil...
Wrna Deewar K Qabil To Har Tasweer Hoti Hai.......


There Were Times You Make Me Cry...
Looking 4 A Reason Why...
There Were Times You Make Me Fly...
Stay With Me Until I Die...
Stay With Me...


I love two things, a rose and you.
A rose for a short while, but you the rest of my life.....


Bee love honey, Miss love money,
Flower love due, But, I LOVE YOU.....


B4 I Die, I Wish 2 Donate My Blood 2 Her,
So That Atleast My Blood Could Enter Her Heart
Where I Couldn't..


I stopped thinking about Beauty When i saw love between blind couple......


I m feeling so happy, do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me.Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what?
its YOU my love.


Beww

BEWWWW

BeWW

BEwW

WHAT???

That Is The Sound Of Ambulance Coming To Pick Me Up....
Because, When I Saw You My Heart Stopped. . !!!


I believe that GOD above created u for me to love...
He picked u out from all the rest...
because He know I Love u the best...


If a raindrop would mean "I love you" and you would ask me how much I love you,
i bet you that it would rain all day.


Time will always fly, but our love will never die.
Keep in touch and remember me and my love.


Girl: I hate d fact that u r taller than me
Boy: trust me there is an advantage in it
Girl: wat?
Boy: Whn i hug u, U can listen to my heart which beats only 4 u.