Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Exam SMS

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh rahe thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Rahe thay or hum Unhain

Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume...


What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
. .
. .
. .
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!!


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At Last Exams Are Over!


Ye padh le,
imp hai exam mein pakka aaega.. . . . . .
1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date .

ab thanks bol kr rulaaega kya? .
anything 4 u.....


A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge

I’ll study......


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!


Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….


3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.


Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!


Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
Wah Wah,

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . .

Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror


My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near"


Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna...


Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain....

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