Kya aankhein hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide........
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . .
"You are so beautiful"
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
If dentists make films,?
the names will be -
Daant ho na ho
Jaanam brush karo
Aa ab clean karen
Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
Humara daant aapke paas hai!
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' aisa kehta hai?
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Ya Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . .
. .
socho ! . .
. .
. .
Socho ! . .
. .
. .
Aur Socho ! . .
. .
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chod Dete Hain !
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account->
account settings->
and click on De-activate your Account than
Start Working...!
143 means?
Do u want to know what it means?
Press Down..
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…
maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
Hai tu agar mera dilbar,
To aaj ke lunch ka bill tu bhar.
A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it's made for selfish.
Teacher : U failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student: Mind u, Sir, but at ur age hitler commited suicide........
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can't send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I'm sending you just 1 joke . . .
"You are so beautiful"
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business?
Student: "Father in law".
A Love Letter from BISCUIT MAKER-
Dear Marie,
Today is Good Day, U r Anmol for me...
But U have Crackjacked my Heart,
Bcoz I have a Little Heart,
Now I m in 50/50 position...
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit..
1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya Phir Uski Behan Ka phone Aya, Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.
Logon Ne Pucha,kya hua?
Pathan: Meri Bahan K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya
If dentists make films,?
the names will be -
Daant ho na ho
Jaanam brush karo
Aa ab clean karen
Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
Humara daant aapke paas hai!
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun 'Sa Law' aisa kehta hai?
Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Ya Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday.
Girlfriend & Police Main Kia Baat Common Hay ??? . .
. .
socho ! . .
. .
. .
Socho ! . .
. .
. .
Aur Socho ! . .
. .
Donoo Hi Paisa Kha Kr Chod Dete Hain !
Wanna make money through Facebook...??
Go to: Account->
account settings->
and click on De-activate your Account than
Start Working...!
143 means?
Do u want to know what it means?
Press Down..
. .
. .
. .
. .
. .
It means ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
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