Funny Jokes SMS

Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar main………


Dil ka dard dil todne waley kya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef ladki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha ladki ka baap kiya jaaney.


Osama Bin Laden Pure Aish-O-Aaram ke sath aur jee sakta tha ager..
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Wo kasab ke sath Mumbai aa gaya hota!!


son: i don't want to go to school!
the teachers think i'm stupid & the kids hate me.
mom: no! you should go. you are the principal !


lalu and rabri apply 4 divorce.
judge:u have 9 kids, how will u divide them equally.
lalu to rabri:let's go, we will aply 4 divrce next year.


Raabert had twins and comes to the “Boss”…..
Raabert: Boss, mere dono bachon ke liye koi naam bataiye..
Ajeet: Ek ka naam rakho Peter….
Raabert: boss or doosre ka ?
Ajeet: Repeater.


Pappu: Tum Samosa ka khali aalu kha rahe ho aur bahar ka kyon phenk rahe ho ?
Sanju: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ki cheez ko khane se mana kiya hai.


Teacher: Bachho kya tum jante ho qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: Yes Sir, Jab valentine day & Raksha bandhan 1 hi din me hoga.


School Me Aag Lag Gayi, Sab Bache Khush The ki Ab School nahi aana Padega.
Par 1 Bacha Udas Tha,
Sir: Beta Why r u sad?
Bacha: Aap Zinda kaise Bach Gaye?


Girl:Ladka kaisa Hai?
Brother:Ladka Achha He,

Engineering Kiya He,

Dikhne Me FILM Ka HERO Lagta he.

Girl:Kaun si FILM Ka HERO?
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" PAA " !


BF: Kal tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta hamari shaadi hogi.
GF: Kyu? Papa se mile?
BF: Nahi tumhari behen se mila, solid hai!


Ladki: Mai maa banne wali hu
Premi: kya bakvas kr rahi ho?
STORY ME TWIST
Ladki: bkvas nahi me tere Baap se shadi kr k teri maa bnne wali hu!

Rista wahi, soch nayi.


Girl friend: Kuch Aisa Kaho Ke Dhadkan Tez Ho Jaye.
Boy friend: Bhag Tera BAAP Aa Raha Hai..


Nepali: Saabji ye Shaym Singh ka mobile kaha milega?
Salesman: Pata nahi
Nepali: Saabji add to isi dukan ka hai
Salesman: Abe ye Shyam Singh nahi,
SAMSUNG hai.!


Gadhe ke samne 1 pani ki, 1 daru ki balti rakhi.
Gadha pani pi gaya.
Police ne sharabi se pucha: tune isse kya sikha?
Sharabi: Jo daru nahi pita wo gadha hai!


Zameendaar: Mai Subah Aapni Car Me Niklu Toh Shaam Tak Aapni Aadhi Zameen Bhi Nahi Dekh Sakta
Shyamu: Hamare Paas Bhi Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.


1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia.
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....: Teen Saal Qaid...!!!