Marriage SMS

Golden Rule:

To be happy with a man, love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman, love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her...


The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake..


A man is incomplete until he is married.
After that, he is finished...


Man before Marriage is like Airtel....
"Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan"
After Marriage He's Like Hutch...
"Whereever U Go Our Network Follows."


It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.

It's like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered


Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .

Both Are Mistaken.....


Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
you order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that....


Marriage is a three ring circus:

an engagement ring,
a wedding ring,
and a suffering.....


Only true friends stand by u during bad times.
I promise I will attend ur wedding.....


Love is one long sweet dream,
and marriage is the alarm clock...


Q: If marriages are made in heaven, than what are made in Hell?

Answer: The days after marriage!....


True relatives always stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!


Shaadi Me Dulhe K Saath Barati Q Jate Hain ?
. .
. .
Q Ki Log Kehte He Ke Kisi Ke Sukh Me Jao Na Jao Par
Dukh Me Zarur Jaana Chaahiye.....


Why love marriage is better than arranged???
Because
"A KNOWN DEVIL IS BETTER THAN AN UNKNOWN GHOST"


What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year: Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year: KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year: CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA.....


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kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay to acha model mil jata.