Architecture in Denmark
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Lake Yueyatsyuan the Oasis in China
Lake Yueyatsyuan (spring " new moon") is surrounded by mountains Minshashan. In ancient times it was called medical spa or pit in the sad. The water of this lake is crystal clear. From the desert to the lake just a few tens of meters. A source int he form of a Crescen Yueyatsyuan in dray desert - it's just a miracle.
Yueyatsyuan Lake — Crescent-shaped lake in the oasis of Dunhuang, 5 km southwest of Dunhuang (Gansu Province, China). According to measurements performed in 1960, the average depth of the lake ranges was 4 to 5, maximum depth 7.5 m. Since the depth of the lake constantly decreased. By the early 190s, a mirror of the lake was reduced to only 5.50 m. Lake and the surrounding desert is very popular among tourists.
Yueyatsyuan Lake — Crescent-shaped lake in the oasis of Dunhuang, 5 km southwest of Dunhuang (Gansu Province, China). According to measurements performed in 1960, the average depth of the lake ranges was 4 to 5, maximum depth 7.5 m. Since the depth of the lake constantly decreased. By the early 190s, a mirror of the lake was reduced to only 5.50 m. Lake and the surrounding desert is very popular among tourists.
Salt Hotels in Salar de Uyuni - Bolivia
Salar de Uyuni attracts tourists from around the world. As it is located far from the cities, a number of hotels have been built for accommodation. Due to lack of conventional construction materials, many of them are almost entirely built with salt blocks cut from the Salar - including walls, roof and furniture.
The first such hotel, Hotel de Sal Playa, was erected in 1993-1995 in the middle of the salt flat, and soon became a popular tourist destination. Many more hotels and hostels made out of salt were constructed later. Hotel de Sal Playa was previously covered on Amusing Planet.
The first such hotel, Hotel de Sal Playa, was erected in 1993-1995 in the middle of the salt flat, and soon became a popular tourist destination. Many more hotels and hostels made out of salt were constructed later. Hotel de Sal Playa was previously covered on Amusing Planet.
World's Heaviest Woman World Record
After reaching 700 pounds, Pauline Potter has officially entered the record books as the world’s heaviest woman. But the 47-year-old from Sacramento, CA now says she wants to lose weight so she can enjoy every day life again.
Tallest Girl Lindsay Hayward
23-year-old Isis the Amazon Lindsay Hayward is 6'9" (206 cm) tall and weighs 240 lbs (109 kg). She was born in Miami and became famous as WWE alumni. In September she has been dropped from the show after er0t!c photos of her surfaced on the Internet.
Kilauea - A Volcano Erupting Since 27 Years
Kilaue is a volcano located on Hawaii. It has been erupting for 27 years since 1983. It's hard to believe, but it's true. Its lava has already destroyed numerous homes and scared local residents away.
Funny Conversation with Women
1 . (Whatever)
Men: What should we have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why don't we have Mexican?
Women: No not Mexican, the last time i got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why don't we have Szechwan cuisine
Women: Yesterday we ate Szechwan , today too?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
2. (Anything)
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching a movie? It's been a long time
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's a waste of time
Men: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women: I am off caffeine
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything
3. (You decide)
Men: Then do we just go home?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take the bus, I will accompany you
Women: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men: OK; we will take a cab
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women: I am hungry, can't walk.
Men: Then what do you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first?
Women: Whatever...
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: Anything..
4. (Anytime)..
Men: At what time do i have to call you?
Women: Any time as u wish
Men: But last time when i call u in the morning u didn't pick up?
Women: I was sleeping.
Men: OK; when I try to call you around 11 am u didn't pick up?
Women: I was shopping with my mother
Men: So, when I try to call you around 2-3 u didn't pick up?
Women: I was tired and relaxing.
Men: Then what about 5 pm?
Women: I was watching a cartoon.
Men: So, then why didn't you pick u phone in the night?
Women: I was studying
Men: Ok then tell me which time is the most convenience time for you to talk.
Women: Anytime.
Colorful Stations of Stockholm Metro
The Stockholm Metro (Swedish: Stockholms tunnelbana) is a metro system in Stockholm, Sweden. The first line opened in 1950, and today the system has 100 stations in use, of which 47 are underground and 53 above ground. The 105.7 kilometres (65.7 mi) long metro system is owned by the Stockholm County Council through Storstockholms Lokaltrafik (SL).
The Stockholm Metro is well known for its decoration of the stations; it has been called the longest art gallery in the world.
The Stockholm Metro is well known for its decoration of the stations; it has been called the longest art gallery in the world.
NASA Launched $2.5 Billion Mars Rover
NASA launched $2.5 billion Mars Rover, a United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket to carrry NASA's Mars Science Laboratory (MSL). Curiosity rover lifted off from Launch Complex 41at Cape Canaveral Air Force Station in Cape Canaveral, Florida on Saturday, Nov. 26, 2011.
The rocket will deliver a science laboratory to Mars to study potential habitable environments on the planet. It is designed to search for signs of life, including methane, and help determine if the gas is from a biological or geological source.
The rocket will deliver a science laboratory to Mars to study potential habitable environments on the planet. It is designed to search for signs of life, including methane, and help determine if the gas is from a biological or geological source.
Tuesday, November 29, 2011
World Scariest Path in China
There are some world's roads on which travel is not something that is terrible - terrible even to watch. If anyone ever made a hit parade on such roads, the Chinese "Road to Heaven" in the Tien Shan mountains of Maine, Hunan Province, would be at the top of the list. The lowest section of 200 m below sea level, while the highest - above 1,300 meters.
God Bless SMS
Love yourself first
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
God Bless U.
In God’s eyes,
love is never absent.
In God’s heart,
forgiveness is never impossible.
In God’s embrace,
no one is ever alone or forgotten.
God Bless!
Journey to God starts with one small step at a time.
He doesn’t expect you to run the mile —
but HE promises to give you strength to go the
distance.
God Bless!
Be happy with what you have…....
while working for what you want…Remember,
a happy and successful life….....
begins with God and ends for God.
God answers prayers –
YES: He gives you what you want;
NO: He gives you something better;
WAIT: He gives you His best in His time…
GOOD LUCK………………..…..!!!!!!!!!
God has a reason for allowing things to happen.
We may never understand His wisdom
but we simply have to trust His will.
God bless you all the way.
May God give you a caring heart
so that you can become a whole person,
not just gifted with intellect that can understand,
but with heart that truly cares and loves.
God Bless!
God said “Build a better world.”
I said, “How?
The world is such a complicated,
cold dark place and there is nothing I can do.”
God said “Just build a better you.”
sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life
Don’t take tension, u’ll get ur destination.
Don’t make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear…….
MAY SADNESS FORGET U…
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…
& MAY God ALWAYS BLESS U…..
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain Because
some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
MAY SADNESS FORGET U…
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…
& MAY God ALWAYS BLESS U…..
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH
& UR BURDENS BE LIGHT…
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS
& TOUCH THE STARS
& NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!!
GOD BLESS U….
when things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes… always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..GOD LUCK & God bless u.
God has deposited Love,
Joy,
Prosperity,
Peace,
Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.
God Bless U.......
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose -
ask ways how to live a day searching
his purpose for you. GOD BLESS…
Why Wish For
The Privilege Of Living
Your Past Left Again ??
You Can Begin A New
One Every Morning.
Stay God Blessed
Peace – white
Power – Red
Knowledge – Yellow
Development – green
Love – Pink
Success – Blue
I wish u these all colours come in u r life….!!
God Bless U ! ! !
In prosperity,
GOD tests our gratitude; in poverty,
our contentment;
in darkness,
our faith;
at all times our obidience! GOD Bless U!
3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
and
everything else falls into line.
You really have to love yourself
to get anything done in this world.
God Bless U.
In God’s eyes,
love is never absent.
In God’s heart,
forgiveness is never impossible.
In God’s embrace,
no one is ever alone or forgotten.
God Bless!
Journey to God starts with one small step at a time.
He doesn’t expect you to run the mile —
but HE promises to give you strength to go the
distance.
God Bless!
Be happy with what you have…....
while working for what you want…Remember,
a happy and successful life….....
begins with God and ends for God.
God answers prayers –
YES: He gives you what you want;
NO: He gives you something better;
WAIT: He gives you His best in His time…
GOOD LUCK………………..…..!!!!!!!!!
God has a reason for allowing things to happen.
We may never understand His wisdom
but we simply have to trust His will.
God bless you all the way.
May God give you a caring heart
so that you can become a whole person,
not just gifted with intellect that can understand,
but with heart that truly cares and loves.
God Bless!
God said “Build a better world.”
I said, “How?
The world is such a complicated,
cold dark place and there is nothing I can do.”
God said “Just build a better you.”
sweetness in your speech
talent in your mind
love in your heart
peace in your eyes
strength in your hands &
I wish always victory in your life
Don’t take tension, u’ll get ur destination.
Don’t make ur mind jam, due to exam.
Believe urself, GOD will help you to get success.
Wishing you best of luck my dear…….
MAY SADNESS FORGET U…
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…
& MAY God ALWAYS BLESS U…..
Sometimes we must be hurt in order to grow,
Sometimes we must fail in order to know,
Sometimes we must lose in order to gain Because
some lessons in life are best learned through pain.
Have a blessed day !
MAY SADNESS FORGET U…
MAY GOODNESS S AROUND U..
MAY HAPPINESS BE AROUND U…
& MAY God ALWAYS BLESS U…..
MAY UR ROADS BE SMOOTH
& UR BURDENS BE LIGHT…
MAY U FIND THE DREAMS
& TOUCH THE STARS
& NEVER FORGET HOW SPECIAL U R !!!!
GOD BLESS U….
when things go wrong…
when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes… always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..GOD LUCK & God bless u.
God has deposited Love,
Joy,
Prosperity,
Peace,
Laughter
plus all Kinds of Blessings in Your ATM Account.
Use Without Limit.
The PIN Code is P.R.A.Y.E.R.
God Bless U.......
When u face problems in life,
don’t ask GOD to take them away.
Ask Him to show His purpose -
ask ways how to live a day searching
his purpose for you. GOD BLESS…
Why Wish For
The Privilege Of Living
Your Past Left Again ??
You Can Begin A New
One Every Morning.
Stay God Blessed
Peace – white
Power – Red
Knowledge – Yellow
Development – green
Love – Pink
Success – Blue
I wish u these all colours come in u r life….!!
God Bless U ! ! !
In prosperity,
GOD tests our gratitude; in poverty,
our contentment;
in darkness,
our faith;
at all times our obidience! GOD Bless U!
3 – 2 = one heart praying 4 you
1 + 1= two eyes looking for you
3+2= five sensesmissing you.
4+3= seven days in a week i desire you.
7+5= 12months asking god to bless you
Tags:
God Bless SMS
Get Well Soon SMS
*;%*;%’*
*;*;%/*%
)i( Fresh
( ) Flowers
for u
for a Special person get well soon
This messages, has health-giving powers
And I’ve made it, just for you
I certainly feel much better
And I hope that you do, too..
Get Well Soon
U can get
New Job
New Car
New girlfriend
But u can’t get any thing
Without “good health”
As the saying is
“Health is Wealth”
So hope u will
“Get well soon”
Evey thing is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
“get well soon”
and join us back
?Happiness as light as air,
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN -
my wishes 4 u 2day n everyday
Get Well Soon
As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
Get well soon dear….
.Gèt wéll sòòn!
*@””’@*
**( ‘ : ‘ )**
*(@)-”-(@)*
*(@)(@)*
Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear
4Ü Just 2 say
.
.
.
.
Gèt wéll sòòn!
God has the power to redeem every thing,
So like you,
Thanks him and pray for his goodness in your favor,
Never forget god in any tension,
Get well soon,
Get Ur sorry behind of that bed.
Try positive thinking 2 get back to work.
Your illness is all in Ur head!
At least that’s what we hope.
@@@Get Well Soon@@@
When u feel that
God is Rubbing you against Rocks
Do not lose Hope
The Truth is that
He Is Polishing a Diamond
Stay Precious!
God bless u always and get well soon.
I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I’d wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.
Get well soon.
Hope this happy get-well note
Adds sunshine to ur day
And shows u that you’re thought of
In a warm and special way!
Get Well Soon
Even though you’re not feeling ur best
With a little time, good care & rest
It won’t be long until the happy day
When you’re feeling fine in every way.
Ger well soon dear.
May d Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise and Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way and That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r relay being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Get Well Soon…………..
If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.
Why u choose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r become better & better
every moment,get well soon dear
*;*;%/*%
)i( Fresh
( ) Flowers
for u
for a Special person get well soon
This messages, has health-giving powers
And I’ve made it, just for you
I certainly feel much better
And I hope that you do, too..
Get Well Soon
U can get
New Job
New Car
New girlfriend
But u can’t get any thing
Without “good health”
As the saying is
“Health is Wealth”
So hope u will
“Get well soon”
Evey thing is boring
Without U
Nothing is same as B4
We all miss U
All hearts are praying 4 ur
Good health
Hope U will
“get well soon”
and join us back
?Happiness as light as air,
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN -
my wishes 4 u 2day n everyday
Get Well Soon
As rain covers the sun.
Truth covers the lies.
Angels cover the evil.
Flowers cover the garden.
I wish and pray
that happiness covers all the
worries of your life.
Get well soon dear….
.Gèt wéll sòòn!
*@””’@*
**( ‘ : ‘ )**
*(@)-”-(@)*
*(@)(@)*
Here is a lovely, cute teddy bear
4Ü Just 2 say
.
.
.
.
Gèt wéll sòòn!
God has the power to redeem every thing,
So like you,
Thanks him and pray for his goodness in your favor,
Never forget god in any tension,
Get well soon,
Get Ur sorry behind of that bed.
Try positive thinking 2 get back to work.
Your illness is all in Ur head!
At least that’s what we hope.
@@@Get Well Soon@@@
When u feel that
God is Rubbing you against Rocks
Do not lose Hope
The Truth is that
He Is Polishing a Diamond
Stay Precious!
God bless u always and get well soon.
I wish I had a magic wand
To make it go away;
I’d wave my scepter over u
Until u were okay.
Get well soon.
Hope this happy get-well note
Adds sunshine to ur day
And shows u that you’re thought of
In a warm and special way!
Get Well Soon
Even though you’re not feeling ur best
With a little time, good care & rest
It won’t be long until the happy day
When you’re feeling fine in every way.
Ger well soon dear.
May d Little Flower,
Laying In Gloom,
Rise and Bloom,
Swaying Endlessly,
This Way and That Way,
Morn To Dusk,
Everyday. Get Well Soon!
Be the sky above you,
Blue soft be the road below you,
Affection be the breeze around you,
I pray all the happiness surrounds you.
“Get Well Soon”
I very well know the reason,
why u r taking too long to recover,
u r relay being nurse-d there.
joke a part, but still,
wishing u speedy recovery
You are feeling down
and so am i with u NOT around.
Hope you get back in
the swing of things real soon.
Get Well Soon…………..
If
wishes
were
flowers
I
would
send
You
A
big
bunch
to
say….
“Get Well Soon”
Let’s go, get up, stop faking it;
Get your sorry behind off that bed.
Try positive thinking to get back to work.
Your illness is all in your head!
At least that’s what we hope.
Looking forward to your return.
Get Well Soon.
Why u choose this particular time to get sick,
Seems to us an insensitive choice.
So don’t be so selfish; don’t be a sloth;
Come back so we all can rejoice!
We Miss You!and pray for you to get well soon
Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r become better & better
every moment,get well soon dear
Tags:
Get Well Soon SMS
Friendship SMS
I love each frnd of mine. .
B'coz
life is hell without them
hell is heaven if v r 2gether. .
And thats why
"Har Ek Friend zaruri hota Hai":-)
love is like call,
if u don't recieve,
it will be missed ...
..
..
but friendship is
like an sms,
untill u open it
wait 4 u'.......
Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log Mar Kar Sitary Ban
Jatey Hain Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey
Sitary Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein.
Our friendship has stood the test of time.
We've been friends for as long as i can remember.
We have rejoiced together,
cried and celebrated together cos thats what true friends do.
I m nt rich but i've rich heart,
I'm nt best but alwez try my best,
I may nt b right but I'm sure,
I wsn't wrng in chosin u as my frnd..
doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????..............
simple ...dono ko thoda sa jalao toh muh fula kar beth jaate hein...
frwrd it to all ur popcorns
close friends are like zero,,wen u try to add they are the sane,,
try to subtract same only,,but u trying to divide,it is impossible,.
that is friend,,
dosti k bina life fizul hai dosti k bi apne kuch usul hai
kehte h dosti me taklif he pr dosti apki ho to sab kubul hai
friend and friendship are the very sweetest things in life.
I am your first friend
I am your last friend.But i hope
i am always your "Best friend"
Dost white colour jese hote h,
white me koi b colour mix karo to nya colour ban skta h,
Par Duniya k sare colour mix krke b white colour nhi bnaya ja sakta...
A friend gives “love”,
A good friend gives “protection”,
A best friend gives “life”, but
A REAL FRIEND gives
“Heart full of love”.
FRIENDSHIP Z not d deal..
Which says I am ur friend & U are mine....
Its a silent promise from both hearts.
Which says I am wid U & I will always support U....
Dosti Dua hai aur Dava bhi,
Ahesaas hai aur Apnaapan bhi
Khushi hai aur dost ka Khayaal bhi
Acchhe or sacche logon ki pahechaan hai
Aur rishton k aakash me woh
sabse unchi udaan bhi hai.
Duniya Me 2 Type Ke Dost Hai.
Ek Dost PYARA
Hota Hai,
Dusra BAHUT PYARA Hota Hai.
PYARE Dost Ne SMS Bheja Hai...Or
BAHUT PYARA DOST SMS PADH RAHA Hai."
F=Finds Ways To Comfort You
R=Remebers To Pray For You
I=Inspires You
E=Enjoys Life With Someone Like
N=Never Forgets You
D=Dies For You
I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable
In short u r 100%
P. A . G . A .L
Different minds, different people,
different angles of thinking'.some times it cannot match also
but
the most important factor is :-............
frnds r frnds & frndship cannot use the word END'S
Hazaro phool lagate hai ek dulhan sajane k liye
hazaro dip lagate hai ek aarti sajane k liye
magar ek Dost kafi he zindagi Ko Jannat Banane k liye..."'
Freinds are like just you and me,
if you wants to meet me,
just close your eyes and remember me,
you will find me at everywhere
Meri DOSTI 24 Ghanto Wala ATM
45 rat Wali ALLOUT Nahi
Life time wala Sim card nahi
Meri DOSTI To'LIC'H
ZINDGI K Sath B
ZINDGI K Bad B
B'coz
life is hell without them
hell is heaven if v r 2gether. .
And thats why
"Har Ek Friend zaruri hota Hai":-)
love is like call,
if u don't recieve,
it will be missed ...
..
..
but friendship is
like an sms,
untill u open it
wait 4 u'.......
Kehte Hein Ke Ache Log Mar Kar Sitary Ban
Jatey Hain Magar Hum Kehtay Hain K Achey
Sitary Toot Kar Aap Jaisey Dost Ban Jate Hein.
Our friendship has stood the test of time.
We've been friends for as long as i can remember.
We have rejoiced together,
cried and celebrated together cos thats what true friends do.
I m nt rich but i've rich heart,
I'm nt best but alwez try my best,
I may nt b right but I'm sure,
I wsn't wrng in chosin u as my frnd..
doston aur popcorn me kya similarity hai...?????..............
simple ...dono ko thoda sa jalao toh muh fula kar beth jaate hein...
frwrd it to all ur popcorns
close friends are like zero,,wen u try to add they are the sane,,
try to subtract same only,,but u trying to divide,it is impossible,.
that is friend,,
dosti k bina life fizul hai dosti k bi apne kuch usul hai
kehte h dosti me taklif he pr dosti apki ho to sab kubul hai
friend and friendship are the very sweetest things in life.
I am your first friend
I am your last friend.But i hope
i am always your "Best friend"
Dost white colour jese hote h,
white me koi b colour mix karo to nya colour ban skta h,
Par Duniya k sare colour mix krke b white colour nhi bnaya ja sakta...
A friend gives “love”,
A good friend gives “protection”,
A best friend gives “life”, but
A REAL FRIEND gives
“Heart full of love”.
FRIENDSHIP Z not d deal..
Which says I am ur friend & U are mine....
Its a silent promise from both hearts.
Which says I am wid U & I will always support U....
Dosti Dua hai aur Dava bhi,
Ahesaas hai aur Apnaapan bhi
Khushi hai aur dost ka Khayaal bhi
Acchhe or sacche logon ki pahechaan hai
Aur rishton k aakash me woh
sabse unchi udaan bhi hai.
Duniya Me 2 Type Ke Dost Hai.
Ek Dost PYARA
Hota Hai,
Dusra BAHUT PYARA Hota Hai.
PYARE Dost Ne SMS Bheja Hai...Or
BAHUT PYARA DOST SMS PADH RAHA Hai."
F=Finds Ways To Comfort You
R=Remebers To Pray For You
I=Inspires You
E=Enjoys Life With Someone Like
N=Never Forgets You
D=Dies For You
I m proud that u r my FRIEND bcoz u r
20% Perfect
20% Attractive
20% Great
20% Amazing
20% Loveable
In short u r 100%
P. A . G . A .L
Different minds, different people,
different angles of thinking'.some times it cannot match also
but
the most important factor is :-............
frnds r frnds & frndship cannot use the word END'S
Hazaro phool lagate hai ek dulhan sajane k liye
hazaro dip lagate hai ek aarti sajane k liye
magar ek Dost kafi he zindagi Ko Jannat Banane k liye..."'
Freinds are like just you and me,
if you wants to meet me,
just close your eyes and remember me,
you will find me at everywhere
Meri DOSTI 24 Ghanto Wala ATM
45 rat Wali ALLOUT Nahi
Life time wala Sim card nahi
Meri DOSTI To'LIC'H
ZINDGI K Sath B
ZINDGI K Bad B
Tags:
Friendship SMS
Do Not Forget SMS
Let all my smile be yours
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Do not forget me……….
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
forget me not plz……
Love: Why does it hurt?
y does it pain?
may be because we love someone
too much & too deep that sometime,
we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!
Someday you’ll forget about me,
…my name,
…my voice,
who I am &
who I am to you…
But even if you forget about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never forget you…
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive,
not how u listen but how u understand,
not what u see but how u feel, and
not how u let go but how u hold on.
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.
U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt..
BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE
pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt,
thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr…
We May Walk Side By Side Or Reside Miles Apart …
But Someone Like You Will Always Be close to My Heart
I Like You To Be With You Always ..!!!
So Always Remember Me.
Since The Day I Met You ……..
I’ve Been Thinking About You Non Stop ..!!
On The Time Right Time , I Want You To Know I LIKE YOU A LOT
So remember me as loved one.
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn’t mean I forget u.
I”m just giving u time to Miss me
your presence we miss,
your memories we treasure,
Loving you always,
Forgetting you never.
1. Measured by miles,
U r far from me ….
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me…
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ….
Measured by heart
U r in me……
So do not forget dear one…………
Winter
comes
again & again.
Summer
comes
again & again.
But a person
like u never
comes
again & again.
B’coz
God never makes nice person
That’s why i am not able to forgrt u.
I Could Forget A Face,
Forget A Place,
Forget A Name,
Forget A Game,
I Could Forget Myself,
But Forgetting You……..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
FORGET IT !!!
they Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
they Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
But..
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1!!
People Meet By Chance !!
they Spend Sweet Times 2gether.
then God Apart Them
Not 2 End The Story,
But 2 C How Much they Need Each Other.
Plz not forget me.
Everything is incomplete without ME
..Mory
Co…Dy
Ti…
Ga…
So..Thing
..Aning
Even this ..Ssage!
So don’t forget ME.
Someday you’ll 4get about me,
my name, and my voice,
who I am & who I am 2 you
… But even if you 4get about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never 4get you…
The greatest gift u can give to sum one is ur TIME,
b’coz when u give sum1 ur time,
u r giving him a portion of ur life that u’ll never get back.
don’t forget to give me some portion
Your Touch is so magical
that it fills up my sense and
i feel my heart singing
I lIKe yOu ,
i LIkE yOu ,
I lIKE YOu ,
i likE yOU.
So do not forget me….
They Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
They Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
But..
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1
People live People die
People Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye
Others may forget you but never will I.
When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven…
Now I know that it is not true…
Because if angels live in heaven,
.
.
.
.
.
.
WHY YOU ARE HERE?
So my angel do not forget me……….
To
love without condition,
to
talk without intention,
to
give without reason &
to
care without expectation
is d
heart of true friend!
So forgetting such friend is a great mistake.
Sum times i forget 2 ask…Are U OK?
.
.
Sum times i even miss 2 say…Hi
.
.
But it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten U.
.
.
I am just as lazy as U are
All your tears be mine,
Let all my happiness be yours
All your sadness be mine,
Let the whole world be yours,
Only you be mine
Do not forget me……….
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
forget me not plz……
Love: Why does it hurt?
y does it pain?
may be because we love someone
too much & too deep that sometime,
we forget to keep a little for ourselves !!!
Someday you’ll forget about me,
…my name,
…my voice,
who I am &
who I am to you…
But even if you forget about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never forget you…
Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive,
not how u listen but how u understand,
not what u see but how u feel, and
not how u let go but how u hold on.
Forget the times he walked by,
Forget the times he made you cry,
Forget the times he spoke your name,
Remember now your not the same.
Forget the times he held your hand,
Forget the sweet things if you can,
Forget the times & don’t pretend,
Remember now he’s just your friend.
U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt..
BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE
pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt,
thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr…
We May Walk Side By Side Or Reside Miles Apart …
But Someone Like You Will Always Be close to My Heart
I Like You To Be With You Always ..!!!
So Always Remember Me.
Since The Day I Met You ……..
I’ve Been Thinking About You Non Stop ..!!
On The Time Right Time , I Want You To Know I LIKE YOU A LOT
So remember me as loved one.
Sometimes I forget 2 say hi,
sometimes I forget to reply,
sometimes my msg doesn’t reach u,
but it doesn’t mean I forget u.
I”m just giving u time to Miss me
your presence we miss,
your memories we treasure,
Loving you always,
Forgetting you never.
1. Measured by miles,
U r far from me ….
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me…
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ….
Measured by heart
U r in me……
So do not forget dear one…………
Winter
comes
again & again.
Summer
comes
again & again.
But a person
like u never
comes
again & again.
B’coz
God never makes nice person
That’s why i am not able to forgrt u.
I Could Forget A Face,
Forget A Place,
Forget A Name,
Forget A Game,
I Could Forget Myself,
But Forgetting You……..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
FORGET IT !!!
they Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
they Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
But..
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1!!
People Meet By Chance !!
they Spend Sweet Times 2gether.
then God Apart Them
Not 2 End The Story,
But 2 C How Much they Need Each Other.
Plz not forget me.
Everything is incomplete without ME
..Mory
Co…Dy
Ti…
Ga…
So..Thing
..Aning
Even this ..Ssage!
So don’t forget ME.
Someday you’ll 4get about me,
my name, and my voice,
who I am & who I am 2 you
… But even if you 4get about me,
I just wan u to know…
I’ll never 4get you…
The greatest gift u can give to sum one is ur TIME,
b’coz when u give sum1 ur time,
u r giving him a portion of ur life that u’ll never get back.
don’t forget to give me some portion
Your Touch is so magical
that it fills up my sense and
i feel my heart singing
I lIKe yOu ,
i LIkE yOu ,
I lIKE YOu ,
i likE yOU.
So do not forget me….
They Say Its Difficult 2 WAIT 4 Sm1!
They Say Its Difficult 2 FORGET Sm1!
But..
D Most Difficult Thing Is 2 Decide Whether 2 WAIT Or 2 FORGET Sm1
People live People die
People Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi Some say bye
Others may forget you but never will I.
When I was a kid, my mom told me that angels live in heaven…
Now I know that it is not true…
Because if angels live in heaven,
.
.
.
.
.
.
WHY YOU ARE HERE?
So my angel do not forget me……….
To
love without condition,
to
talk without intention,
to
give without reason &
to
care without expectation
is d
heart of true friend!
So forgetting such friend is a great mistake.
Sum times i forget 2 ask…Are U OK?
.
.
Sum times i even miss 2 say…Hi
.
.
But it doesn’t mean that I have forgotten U.
.
.
I am just as lazy as U are
Tags:
Do Not Forget SMS
Flirt SMS
I Want You
To Know Something
But
I Don't Want To Tell You
So
I Am Going To Let The
First 3 Words 0f This Explain
It To You . . . ? ^_-
For Health Conscious Girls
Dear Girls,
Every Calorie Is Not A War.
You Are Beautiful
No Matter
What You Eat . . . ^_-
I M Not
F L I R T I N G.
I M Just Being
E X T R A - N I C E
To Someone Who Is
E X T R A -
A T T R A C T I V E ...
F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are "Single"
It is their way of saying
I m Free.
But
For those who are "Committed",
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . .
Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
......
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!
A d v i s e
-=- Of The -=-
-=- D a y -=-
"F L I R T
...
B u t
B e
A L E R T..."
I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces
...n
Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1
And
Ppl Call Me A
"F L I R T"
Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS
'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
uhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
Never ask
for a hug
Just take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U've been trained
now go and flirt !!!
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
I always think about U.
I can?t live without U.
I really need U.
I?m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I?m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..
if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
To Know Something
But
I Don't Want To Tell You
So
I Am Going To Let The
First 3 Words 0f This Explain
It To You . . . ? ^_-
For Health Conscious Girls
Dear Girls,
Every Calorie Is Not A War.
You Are Beautiful
No Matter
What You Eat . . . ^_-
I M Not
F L I R T I N G.
I M Just Being
E X T R A - N I C E
To Someone Who Is
E X T R A -
A T T R A C T I V E ...
F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are "Single"
It is their way of saying
I m Free.
But
For those who are "Committed",
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . .
Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Why Don't U Had A Boyfriend Yet?
Girl: Am Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend,
Why Don't U Have A Girlfriend..?
......
Boy: Cuz U R Not Allowed To Have A Boyfriend Yet...!
A d v i s e
-=- Of The -=-
-=- D a y -=-
"F L I R T
...
B u t
B e
A L E R T..."
I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces
...n
Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1
And
Ppl Call Me A
"F L I R T"
Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS
'love' is a bird you hold tightly ,it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies............
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
uhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
and
better flirt.............
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl..
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
KAASH YE FAASLE NA HOTE..
KAASH YE
DURIYA NA
HOTI..
KAASH HUM
SATH HOTE..
TO..
TO,
TO..
TO..
TO..
YAAR MERE SMS KE PAISE BACH JATE...
Never ask
for a hug
Just take it.
Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u
Never say I
Can't live widout u
Say I live 4 u
U've been trained
now go and flirt !!!
Gals r generally naughty.
Naughty ppl r punished n r not given things coz they have been naughty.
Boys r good.
So they have all the fun.
Moral of the story:- Bcoz of naughty gals,
Guys have all d fun. ;)
u know about my smile?
it occurs on ur lips,
reflects in ur eyes
&
ends with a glow on ur face.
actually it exists only when u r happy
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
Log kehte hain
Pyar itna b mat karo
K
Girl friendsar pe swar ho jaye
Hum kehtey hain
K
Pyar itna karo
K
Girl friend ki friend bhi tumhre sath farar ho jaye.........
Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho,
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan
I always think about U.
I can?t live without U.
I really need U.
I?m totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I?m crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
Aisa muje Mera Parosi Kehta hai..
if 10 persons in a day prey 4 u...i wil b one of them...
if 5 persons in a day prey 4 u .i will b 1 of them...i
f 1 person in a day prey 4 u ..i will b that one...
and if no one prey 4 u..it means..MUJE AUR BHI KAAM HAIN...
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don"t think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!!
Tags:
Flirt SMS
Dream SMS
Once Upon A Time,
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like “YOU” .
sweet Dreams…………
Tiredness Draws Across The Mind
Making The Body Fade Flexibility
&
Soon Windows Of Soul Begin To Close
&
Enter The Dreamland
Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams (:
Stars light Stars bright
you are the only Star I see tonight.
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight,
Sweet dreams.
?Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
LyinG oN mY BeD,
LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk,
I nOe tAt iTs TimE 2 zZz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY…
HopE Tat EvErYTHinG is FInE..
WiSh u SwEeT dReaMz n SleEp TiGhT!Tc
One ( ‘ “”()
good ((“)’ )
nite ( / “(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !
Darkness is everywhere,
The Birds r back 2 ”HÖMES”
Roads r “QUITE”
Everybody
SLEEPING”but
I m not
U know y?Just want say 2?U”
Sweet Dreamz…
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS ….and
Only the CUTE 1?s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
I’ll do my dreams with
my eyes wide open, nd
I’ll do my looking back
with my eyes closed”
Dreams visit us when we are asleep.
But GOD is truly wise.
He wakes us up each day and
gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.
So dream tonight… Goodnight !
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.”
We have within reach, now,
the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
if i was there tonight
i would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night.
i would protect you against the monsters under your bed,
and show you how much i care about you,
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
good night
,!’.
/ l’..
_/_.l.’_’.__
,’>,_,_,_,_,/_,
A boat
is
waiting
4u..!
It
take’s
u
into a
“Dream Land”
Good night and
Sweet dreams.
-there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true……..
Welcome to “sleepy airlines”
ur flight will be be reaching
nice day by 2mrw mrng.
Plz close ur eyes n fasten ur seat belts
as u travel threw d land of sweet dreams.
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
Touch Ur Heart
Close Ur Eyes
Make A Wish
§ay Gud Nite
§ky §o Wide
§TARS §o ßright
OFF The Light
§leep Quite Quite
… (- ,-)…
zzZzZzZzZ
§weet Dream.
DrEaM Of StAr,DrEaM Of PaLaCe
DrEaM Of PeRs0n,
DrEaM Of A FaCe,
DrEaM Of SeA,
bUt WheN U DrEaM Of FrIeNd
DrEaM Of Me oNLy ..
SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs
In LiFe
ArE uNsEeN …
ThAt’S wHy !
wE cLosE oUr EyEs
WheN wE
kIsS
CrY
Or
DrEam … =)
Dreams Give Rise To Hope.
Hope Inspires Efforts.
Efforts Result In Success.
So Dreams Are The Roots Of Success!!!
So let the dreams to come…
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
It Happened 2 Me
The Sweetest Thing
That Cud Ever B
It Was A Fantasy
A Dream Come True
It Was d Day
I Came To Know
Some1 Like “YOU” .
sweet Dreams…………
Tiredness Draws Across The Mind
Making The Body Fade Flexibility
&
Soon Windows Of Soul Begin To Close
&
Enter The Dreamland
Good Night
n
Sweet Dreams (:
Stars light Stars bright
you are the only Star I see tonight.
I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonight,
Sweet dreams.
?Dream is the key towards successful life
To have dreams, you must sleep well.
So step up the first ladder of your destiny.
Go to bed and have sweet dreams
LyinG oN mY BeD,
LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk,
I nOe tAt iTs TimE 2 zZz.
I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY…
HopE Tat EvErYTHinG is FInE..
WiSh u SwEeT dReaMz n SleEp TiGhT!Tc
One ( ‘ “”()
good ((“)’ )
nite ( / “(,,)
Kiss for you….
* * ( ‘ “”() Bye
* (“( ‘o’, ) bye
* (“)(“)(,,) * *
Sweet Dreams !
Darkness is everywhere,
The Birds r back 2 ”HÖMES”
Roads r “QUITE”
Everybody
SLEEPING”but
I m not
U know y?Just want say 2?U”
Sweet Dreamz…
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS ….and
Only the CUTE 1?s receive
MESSAGES From ME!
I’ll do my dreams with
my eyes wide open, nd
I’ll do my looking back
with my eyes closed”
Dreams visit us when we are asleep.
But GOD is truly wise.
He wakes us up each day and
gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.
So dream tonight… Goodnight !
A man’s dreams are an index to his greatness.”
We have within reach, now,
the attainment of almost every dream of mankind.
The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
Dreams come true; without that possibility, nature would not incite us to have them.
if i was there tonight
i would cover you in a blanket of love, and hold you in my arms all night.
i would protect you against the monsters under your bed,
and show you how much i care about you,
kisses and hugs, sweet dreams
good night
,!’.
/ l’..
_/_.l.’_’.__
,’>,_,_,_,_,/_,
A boat
is
waiting
4u..!
It
take’s
u
into a
“Dream Land”
Good night and
Sweet dreams.
-there is a long ,
long trail a winding
-into the lands of my dreams
-where the nightmare is singing
-and white moon beams
-a long night of waiting untill my dreams all come true……..
Welcome to “sleepy airlines”
ur flight will be be reaching
nice day by 2mrw mrng.
Plz close ur eyes n fasten ur seat belts
as u travel threw d land of sweet dreams.
Art of living:
First of all,dont make friends.
if made,dont go close to them.
if gone,dont like them.
if liked,then plz.. dont leave them.
Good Night, sweet dreams…
Touch Ur Heart
Close Ur Eyes
Make A Wish
§ay Gud Nite
§ky §o Wide
§TARS §o ßright
OFF The Light
§leep Quite Quite
… (- ,-)…
zzZzZzZzZ
§weet Dream.
DrEaM Of StAr,DrEaM Of PaLaCe
DrEaM Of PeRs0n,
DrEaM Of A FaCe,
DrEaM Of SeA,
bUt WheN U DrEaM Of FrIeNd
DrEaM Of Me oNLy ..
SoMe Of ThE GrEaTeR ThInGs
In LiFe
ArE uNsEeN …
ThAt’S wHy !
wE cLosE oUr EyEs
WheN wE
kIsS
CrY
Or
DrEam … =)
Dreams Give Rise To Hope.
Hope Inspires Efforts.
Efforts Result In Success.
So Dreams Are The Roots Of Success!!!
So let the dreams to come…
why do we close our eyes
when v pray
when v cry
when v dream
when v mis sum1
coz
most beautiful things in life are unseen they are only felt by heart
Tags:
Dream SMS
Cool SMS
5 greatest words : I dnt wanna lose U.
4 pleasant words : I care for U.
3 sweet words : I love U.
2 wonderful words : Miss U.
1 most important word : "U"
Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
To Apply.. Send a sweet SMS
Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean...
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want and u earn that is ability,
u want but u compromise that is life
Dictionary is the only place
where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.
A good person will always be in memory.
.
.
A better person will always be in dreams.
.
.
.
But the best person will always be in heart.
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u...
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
"Flowers" are very soft,
do not "Touch" them with hard hands...
Similarly
"Feelings" are like soft flowers,
do not "Touch" them with harsh words...
If I can only touch the RAINBOW
I will write YOUR NAME on top of it
To let the PEOPLE know
How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U ... (:
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can?t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
An amazing quote :
smtimes in lyf itz difficult 2 decide
whatz wrong or ryt?
A lie dat draws a smile?
or
D truth dat draws a tear?
Acchi zindgi jine ke do tarike hote he,
1. Jo Pasand he use Hassil karna sikh lo
ya
2. Jo Hassil he use Pasand karna sikh lo
if a=1, b=2, c=3, and so on....
then
h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successful
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
"Waqt or pyar"
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain..
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
or pyar har kisi se nahi
Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status"
Nice people r like wind,
u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but
u can alwayz feel deir persence.
dont luk here n dere 2 find dem,
luk in the mirror
Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..
Fish & Water..
My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)
4 pleasant words : I care for U.
3 sweet words : I love U.
2 wonderful words : Miss U.
1 most important word : "U"
Vacancy available
post = true friend
Ability = (loving & caring)
Experience= (not required)
Duty = (two sms daily)
Salary= (never ending love)
To Apply.. Send a sweet SMS
Ur aim in life shud b 54321..
Shockd !!
I mean...
5- Five digit salary
4- Four wheeler vehicle
3- Three room flat
2- Two cute children
&
1- One sweetheart
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH- for lips..
PITY- for eyes..
CHARITY- for hands..
Smile- for face &
LOVE- for heart..
U
se them well & make life Beautiful!
U want and u get that is luck,
u want and u wait that is time,
u want and u earn that is ability,
u want but u compromise that is life
Dictionary is the only place
where Death comes before Life,
Success before Work,
Divorce before Marriage,
But Friend come before Relative.
A good person will always be in memory.
.
.
A better person will always be in dreams.
.
.
.
But the best person will always be in heart.
U may meet people,
better than me,
funnier than me,
more beautiful than me,
but one thing i can say 2 u...
I will always be there 4 u when they all leave u.
"Flowers" are very soft,
do not "Touch" them with hard hands...
Similarly
"Feelings" are like soft flowers,
do not "Touch" them with harsh words...
If I can only touch the RAINBOW
I will write YOUR NAME on top of it
To let the PEOPLE know
How COLORFUL is my LIFE to have a PERSON like U ... (:
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can?t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:)
An amazing quote :
smtimes in lyf itz difficult 2 decide
whatz wrong or ryt?
A lie dat draws a smile?
or
D truth dat draws a tear?
Acchi zindgi jine ke do tarike hote he,
1. Jo Pasand he use Hassil karna sikh lo
ya
2. Jo Hassil he use Pasand karna sikh lo
if a=1, b=2, c=3, and so on....
then
h+a+r+d+w+o+r+k=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11=98%
k+n+o+w+l+e+d+g+e=11+14+15+23+12++5+4+7+5=96%
l+u+c+k=12+21+3+11=47%
it is our ATTITUDE towards life and work that makes our life 100% successful
A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%
"Waqt or pyar"
Dono zindagi me khas hota hain..
Waqt kisi ka nahi hota
or pyar har kisi se nahi
Height of Addiction :
just b4 a prisoner's execution the officer
asked him abt his last wish
He told :
"Dude! I wanna update my facebook status"
Nice people r like wind,
u nvr know vot dey hv in deir heart but
u can alwayz feel deir persence.
dont luk here n dere 2 find dem,
luk in the mirror
Beautiful Pictures are Devolped
from Negatives in a Dark Room.
So, if U see Darkness in ur Life
be sure that God is making
a Beautiful Picture 4 U! :)
In this WORLD,
where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE.
You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME
&
beyond DISTANCE!
Wonderful
Couples
in this
World..
Heart & Beats..
Night & Moon..
Music & Songs..
Roses & Loves..
Fish & Water..
My SMS
&
Your SMILE.. :-)
Tags:
Cool SMS
Christmas SMS
1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
.
*,*.*
*(',')(',')*
*()()
Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year
() '''*()
(....'o'.)
Hmm.....
() "'* ()
(.'o'....)
Where are you?
()*''' ()
(........)
where?
() ''''*()
(.'o-...).")
Ah..! There u r...
juz 1 2 say
Merry Christmas
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep
Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,
as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Dis X-Mas Tree
.*.
,:'*':,
,:;***;:,
,:;;***;;:,
><
Brings Hope, Joy,Luv,
Happiness & Peace 2 U & Ur family..
*HaPpY X-MAS*
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY X'MAS"
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable "
I wish U Enjoyable "
U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
Bells are ringing the wishes of
christmas day the
flying snowflakes send my
most sincere blessings to you
merry christmas.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don"t like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas
card i write, May your days
be merry and bright, and May
all your christmases be white.
Marry Christmas.
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas
be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each
december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame
against da dark n with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
()"""() ,*
( "o" ) ,***
=(,,)=("")<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets
cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this
blissful New year. Merry X-mas
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things
work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all
the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
May your world be filled with warmth and
good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas.
Tis blessed to bestow, and yet.
Could we bestow the gifts we get.
And keep the ones we give away.
How happy were our Christmas day!
Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day
Twine mistletoe and holly
For a friendship glows
In winter snows
And so let's all be jolly
It's Christmas and
I just wanted to say
"Thank You" and that....
It's been a pleasure
working with you this past year...
Hope you and your family have
wonderful Holiday and...
A Happy New Year !
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
.
*,*.*
*(',')(',')*
*()()
Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year
() '''*()
(....'o'.)
Hmm.....
() "'* ()
(.'o'....)
Where are you?
()*''' ()
(........)
where?
() ''''*()
(.'o-...).")
Ah..! There u r...
juz 1 2 say
Merry Christmas
It was always said of him, that he knew how to keep
Christmas well, if any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,
as Tiny Tim observed, "God Bless Us, Every One!
Dis X-Mas Tree
.*.
,:'*':,
,:;***;:,
,:;;***;;:,
><
Brings Hope, Joy,Luv,
Happiness & Peace 2 U & Ur family..
*HaPpY X-MAS*
No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY X'MAS"
I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable "
I wish U Enjoyable "
U shall not Lack in this X-mas thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.
Bells are ringing the wishes of
christmas day the
flying snowflakes send my
most sincere blessings to you
merry christmas.
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten
and his present remembered. What I don"t like about
office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
I am dreaming of white Christmas,
with every christmas
card i write, May your days
be merry and bright, and May
all your christmases be white.
Marry Christmas.
May your world be filled with warmth
and good chear this Holy season,
and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas
be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each
december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame
against da dark n with its shining radiance light
our tree of faith on Christmas night.
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
()"""() ,*
( "o" ) ,***
=(,,)=("")<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets
cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this
blissful New year. Merry X-mas
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window, grabs
you and puts you in a sack don"t worry I told Santa I
wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS
Faith makes all things possible,Hope makes all things
work,Love makes all things beautiful,May you have all
the three for this Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
May your world be filled with warmth and
good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.
Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love.
Merry X-mas.
Tis blessed to bestow, and yet.
Could we bestow the gifts we get.
And keep the ones we give away.
How happy were our Christmas day!
Sing hey! Sing hey!
For Christmas Day
Twine mistletoe and holly
For a friendship glows
In winter snows
And so let's all be jolly
It's Christmas and
I just wanted to say
"Thank You" and that....
It's been a pleasure
working with you this past year...
Hope you and your family have
wonderful Holiday and...
A Happy New Year !
Tags:
Christmas SMS
Sardar SMS Jokes
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.
Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
"Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le"...
1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....
IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY
1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha...
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo kahna hai sona thodi hai.
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God...
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar "How far is land from here?"
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and
comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
"Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?"
Sardarji : Downwards......
2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?.."
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?
Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again".
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Dost:
Aaj Tv Pe 30 Foot Ka Saanp Dikhane Wale Hain
Sardar : Haan
Per Me Nahi Dekh Pao Ga
Dost: Kyun?
Sardar :
Hmara Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hai... <-;
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ....
Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Sardar:No
Police:Petrol Par
Sardar:No
Police: Diesel Par
Sardar:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
?
Sardar: Installment Par Hai
G.
Sardar Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"
Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
.
.
.
.
.
Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
"hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain"
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it's easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.
Pathan: Yar ye Doctor Parche pe aisa kya likhta hai
jo sirf Medical
Store Wale Hi Samajh Paate Hai.
Sardar: Wo likhta hai:
"Maine to Loot Liya tu b Loot le"...
1 SARDAR INDIAN FLAG LENE SHOP PAR GAYA.
FLAG DEKHKAR SARDAR KUCH BOLA
JISE SUNKAR SHOPKEEPER PARESHAN HO GAYA..
GUESS WOH KYA BOLA.....
IS MEIN AUR COLOUR DIKHAO
1 SARDAR PURI LIFE ONLY
1 THING SOCHTE SOCHTE MAR GAYA
KI MERE TO 2 BROTHERS HAI
PHIR MERI SISTER KE 3 BROTHERS KAISE
1ST SARDAR: AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
2ND SARDAR: wo kaise?
1ST SARDAR: aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya.
Hahahahaha...
SARDAR talking on cell.
2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho.
1ST: biwi se.....
2ND: itne... pyar se....?
1ST: tumhari hai. . .
Sardar : murgi kitne ka? Murgiwala 70 50 10.
Sardar Rs 10? itna sasta kyon?
Murgiwala : Sir,isko aids hai,
Sardar : koi baat nehi,dedo kahna hai sona thodi hai.
A Sardar sees a beautiful girl.
He goes and kises her. The girl shouts and
says
what r u doing.
Sardar says B COM from KHALSA college.
The Titanic is going to sink....
Everybody in the ship is crying, running or praying to God...
An Italian asks the nearby Sardar "How far is land from here?"
Sardarji : Two miles.
Italian : Only two miles, Then why are these fools making noise.
The Italian jumps off the ship into the sea and
comes up to the surface to ask the Sardar something again.
"Just tell me which direction is land two miles from here?"
Sardarji : Downwards......
2sardar jungle me ja rha tha, Samne sher a gya
1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k bhagne lga.
2nd wahen khara rha
1st:abhey bhag
2nd: me q bhagon, mitti tune dali hai..
Sardar ji, apko logo ne kyon mara ?
Sardar: "arey yaar meri photo bus mein gir gai thi,
Maine kaha madam zara saari upar kijiye
Photo lena hai, bus?.."
Sardar Ki Mah Ki Death Ho Gai,
Ek Saal Bad Sardar Ka Baap America Sa Wapis Aya,
Us Na Poucha Teri Mah Kahan Ha,
Sardar Bola Wo To Pichlay Saal Hi Mar Gai Thi,
Sardar Ka Bap Ronay Lga Or Bola Kuttay,
Kaminay To Tu Na Mujhay Btaya Q Nhi, Sardar Bola,
Me Na Socha Surprise Dun Ga...=P;->
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant.
She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking?
Sardar's Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don't Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate "Bachelor Again".
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is "Married Again".
A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?
Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.
Wife: or meri shadi ko?
Sardar: 3 months
Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.
Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->
Sardar ka Padosi Mar Gaya:
Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha: Body Aa Gai Kya?
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.
Sardar: Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai. :-)
Dost:
Aaj Tv Pe 30 Foot Ka Saanp Dikhane Wale Hain
Sardar : Haan
Per Me Nahi Dekh Pao Ga
Dost: Kyun?
Sardar :
Hmara Tv To 21 Inch Ka Hai... <-;
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
Sardar: ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY ....
Police:Car Gas Par Hai
Sardar:No
Police:Petrol Par
Sardar:No
Police: Diesel Par
Sardar:No
Police: Phir Kis Par Hai
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Sardar: Installment Par Hai
G.
Sardar Apni Girlfriend K Sath 1st Date Pe:
"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hy Darling"
Agar Koi Glti Ya Kami Reh Jaye To.
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Chota Bhai Samaj Kr Maaf Kr Dena':-)
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Sardar SMS Jokes
Holi SMS
Fortunate is the one who has learned to Admire, but not to envy.
Good Wishes for a joyous Holi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
This Holi,
may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk,
wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
happiness as sweet as his ladoos and
may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!
Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh dard jal jaayein,
Aur kal ki rangpanchmi k saare rang aapke jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar jaayein..
SHUBH HOLI
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaron ne aasman se salaam bheja hai..
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka ye tyohaar,
Humne dil se ye paigaam bheja hai..
HAPPY HOLI
Makki ki roti, Nimbu ka achaar,
Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyon ki bahaar..
Chaand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar,
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar..
HAPPY HOLI
Poornima ka chaand rangon ki doli,
Chaand se uski chaandni boli..
Khushiyonse bhare aapki jholi,
Mubarak ho aapko ye holi..
HAPPY HOLI
Rango ka tyohar aapke jeevan me khushiyon k vividh rang bhare aur aapka
pariwar khushiyon k rangon me bheege..
Yahi dua hai hamare rab se!
WISH U & UR FAMILY A VERY HAPPY & COLORFUL HOLI
Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang den sab aapko itna,
K aap rang chhudane ko tarse..
HAPPY HOLI...
Peace from white,
Power from red,
Knowledge from yellow,
Development from green,
Luv from pink..
May this holi add all colors in ur life..
WISH U HAPPY HOLI
Rango ki varsha, Gulal ki fuhar..
Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyon ki bauchhar..
Chandan ki khushbu, Apno ka pyaar..
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar..
HAPPY HOLI TO U & UR FAMILY
Chandan ki khushbu resham ka haar,
Phoolon ki sugandh baarish ki fuhaar..
Dil me umeed aur apno ka pyaar..
Mubarak ho aapko rangon ka tyohaar..
HAPPY HOLI
Radha ke rang aur kanhaiyya ki pichkari,
Pyaar k rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyon bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI
yaaro ki yaari rahe sada
dosto ki toli rahe sada
jindgi rango me rahe sada
har din holi rahe sada
HAPPY HOLI........
Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli
Good Wishes for a joyous Holi and a Happy New Year with a plenty of Peace and Prosperity.
This Holi,
may you be blessed with good fortune as long as Ganeshji's trunk,
wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
happiness as sweet as his ladoos and
may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Holi par sabhi ko sabhi rango se milkar ek rang, apko mile jo apki khusiyon ko rangin bana de.
Happy Holi
Rang udaye Pichkari rang se rang jaye duniya sari holi ke rang
aapke jeevan ko rang de ye shubha kaana hai hamari.
HAPPY HOLI
Best wishes to you for a Holi filled with sweet moments and memories to cherish for long.
Happy Holi!
Aaj ki holi me aapke sab dukh dard jal jaayein,
Aur kal ki rangpanchmi k saare rang aapke jeevan ko khushiyon se bhar jaayein..
SHUBH HOLI
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
Sitaron ne aasman se salaam bheja hai..
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka ye tyohaar,
Humne dil se ye paigaam bheja hai..
HAPPY HOLI
Makki ki roti, Nimbu ka achaar,
Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyon ki bahaar..
Chaand ki chandni, apno ka pyaar,
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohaar..
HAPPY HOLI
Poornima ka chaand rangon ki doli,
Chaand se uski chaandni boli..
Khushiyonse bhare aapki jholi,
Mubarak ho aapko ye holi..
HAPPY HOLI
Rango ka tyohar aapke jeevan me khushiyon k vividh rang bhare aur aapka
pariwar khushiyon k rangon me bheege..
Yahi dua hai hamare rab se!
WISH U & UR FAMILY A VERY HAPPY & COLORFUL HOLI
Har rang aap pe barse,
Har koi aapse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang den sab aapko itna,
K aap rang chhudane ko tarse..
HAPPY HOLI...
Peace from white,
Power from red,
Knowledge from yellow,
Development from green,
Luv from pink..
May this holi add all colors in ur life..
WISH U HAPPY HOLI
Rango ki varsha, Gulal ki fuhar..
Suraj ki kirne, Khushiyon ki bauchhar..
Chandan ki khushbu, Apno ka pyaar..
Mubarak ho aapko holi ka tyohar..
HAPPY HOLI TO U & UR FAMILY
Chandan ki khushbu resham ka haar,
Phoolon ki sugandh baarish ki fuhaar..
Dil me umeed aur apno ka pyaar..
Mubarak ho aapko rangon ka tyohaar..
HAPPY HOLI
Radha ke rang aur kanhaiyya ki pichkari,
Pyaar k rang se rang do duniya saari..
Ye rang na jaane koi majhab na boli,
Mubarak ho aapko khushiyon bhari holi..
HAPPY HOLI
yaaro ki yaari rahe sada
dosto ki toli rahe sada
jindgi rango me rahe sada
har din holi rahe sada
HAPPY HOLI........
Arz hai
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
wah wah
sir me dard ho to kha lo sirdard ki goli
Mubarak ho apko
Happy Holli
Happy Holli
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Holi SMS
Shayari SMS
dosti karo to dhoka mat dena,
dosto ko asuo ka tohfa mat dena,
dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke,
aisa kisiko mauka mat dena .......
haseen to aur bhi hai is jahan mein maula,
par jab usne apna ghonghat khola,
to chand bhi mujhse sharma ke boola,
ye raat ki chandni hai ya din ka shola.
Lehron me dubatay rahey kinara na mila,
Tujhse bichad k fir koi duja na mila,
kuch log thodi der k liye achey lagy,
magar hum jiske ho sakey koi waisa na mila
Unko dekhu toh hota hai jannat ka ehsaas
Unko sochu toh lagti hai pari koi pass
Unke deedar mein dil ho gaya hai bachain
Aur unke intezar me num ho gaye hai nain
Khushnaseeb hai wo jo
Watan pe mit jaate hai
Mar kar bhi wo log
Amar ho jaate hai
Karta hoon tumhe saalam
E-watan pe mitne walo
Tumhari har saans mein basta
Tirange ka naseeb hai
Ye zindgi gamo ka melaa hai
kahin gam to kahin khushi ki belaa hai
manzil milti nahi aasani se yahan
usse puchho jisne ye sab kuch jhelaa hai
Rulana hi tha hame to kyo hasaya tha hame
bigadna tha hame to kyo banaya tha hame
bhool gaya tha dil todne ki aadat hai tumhe
ho gayi mujhse galti kyo hamdard banaya tha tumhe
Ae Sawan Tu Kyon Itni Berukhi kar Raha Hai
Na Wo Chhamchhamati Barish
Na Koi Khushi De Raha Hai
Kya Teri Badli Tujhse Khafa Ho Gayi
Ya Tu Kahi Aur Dillagi Kar Raha Hai
Dost bhi ajeeb hote hain
Pyar se jyada kareeb hote hain
Hum nahi reh sakte dosto ke bina
kyunki unhi ke saath hamare naseeb hote hain
Naye saal par khushi manao
Haste raho aur sabko hasao
Dil me nayi umange jagao
Pyar hi pyar sab pe lutao
PHOOL BANKE HUM MAHAKNA JAANTE HAIN
MUSKURAKE GUM BHULANA HUM JAANTE HAIN
LOG KHUSH HOTE HAIN HUMSE KYUNKI
BINA MILE HI HUM RISHTA NIBHANA JAANTE HAIN
Shayari mein bhi apna ek alag maja hai
Halat-e-Dil ka Bayan Karne ki Saza hai
Log kehte hai ki shayari mein kya rakha hai
mehkhane mein aa jaya karo
par hamare Dil par shayari ka nasha hai
Kisi Mandir Mein Na Sajda Karna
Ab Na Humari Salamati Ki Dua Karna
Jab Bhi Uske Darr Se Mangna
Meri Maut Ki Hi Dua Karna
Dost bhi ajeeb hote hain
Pyar se jyada kareeb hote hain
Hum nahi reh sakte dosto ke bina
kyunki unhi ke saath hamare naseeb hote hain
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya
Na rahein yun bekaraar hoti
Na kadam yun besahara hote
Gar teri mohabbat ki barish hoti
To palkon pe yun angaare na hote
Unko yaad karke gam chhupaa lete hain
Unko yaad karke thodaa muskuraa lete hain
Unko Bichhde huye kyi saal ho gaye
Fir bhi unki yaadon ko dil se lagaa lete hain
HUM KHAK ZAMEEN KE HOKAR
USS CHAND KI HASRAT KAR BAITHE
WOH CHEEZ HUMARI PAHUNCH SE DOOR THI
JIS SE HUM MOHABBAT KAR BAITHE
KAB DIL UNKI YAAD ME CHOOR NAHI HOTA
KAB UNSE MILNE KO DIL MAJBOOR NAHI HOTA
YEH SACH HAI ZINDAGI MEIN DIL USIKA TUTA HAI
JISKA KOI KASOOR NAHI HOTA.
dosto ko asuo ka tohfa mat dena,
dil se roye koi tumhe yaad karke,
aisa kisiko mauka mat dena .......
haseen to aur bhi hai is jahan mein maula,
par jab usne apna ghonghat khola,
to chand bhi mujhse sharma ke boola,
ye raat ki chandni hai ya din ka shola.
Lehron me dubatay rahey kinara na mila,
Tujhse bichad k fir koi duja na mila,
kuch log thodi der k liye achey lagy,
magar hum jiske ho sakey koi waisa na mila
Unko dekhu toh hota hai jannat ka ehsaas
Unko sochu toh lagti hai pari koi pass
Unke deedar mein dil ho gaya hai bachain
Aur unke intezar me num ho gaye hai nain
Khushnaseeb hai wo jo
Watan pe mit jaate hai
Mar kar bhi wo log
Amar ho jaate hai
Karta hoon tumhe saalam
E-watan pe mitne walo
Tumhari har saans mein basta
Tirange ka naseeb hai
Ye zindgi gamo ka melaa hai
kahin gam to kahin khushi ki belaa hai
manzil milti nahi aasani se yahan
usse puchho jisne ye sab kuch jhelaa hai
Rulana hi tha hame to kyo hasaya tha hame
bigadna tha hame to kyo banaya tha hame
bhool gaya tha dil todne ki aadat hai tumhe
ho gayi mujhse galti kyo hamdard banaya tha tumhe
Ae Sawan Tu Kyon Itni Berukhi kar Raha Hai
Na Wo Chhamchhamati Barish
Na Koi Khushi De Raha Hai
Kya Teri Badli Tujhse Khafa Ho Gayi
Ya Tu Kahi Aur Dillagi Kar Raha Hai
Dost bhi ajeeb hote hain
Pyar se jyada kareeb hote hain
Hum nahi reh sakte dosto ke bina
kyunki unhi ke saath hamare naseeb hote hain
Naye saal par khushi manao
Haste raho aur sabko hasao
Dil me nayi umange jagao
Pyar hi pyar sab pe lutao
PHOOL BANKE HUM MAHAKNA JAANTE HAIN
MUSKURAKE GUM BHULANA HUM JAANTE HAIN
LOG KHUSH HOTE HAIN HUMSE KYUNKI
BINA MILE HI HUM RISHTA NIBHANA JAANTE HAIN
Shayari mein bhi apna ek alag maja hai
Halat-e-Dil ka Bayan Karne ki Saza hai
Log kehte hai ki shayari mein kya rakha hai
mehkhane mein aa jaya karo
par hamare Dil par shayari ka nasha hai
Kisi Mandir Mein Na Sajda Karna
Ab Na Humari Salamati Ki Dua Karna
Jab Bhi Uske Darr Se Mangna
Meri Maut Ki Hi Dua Karna
Dost bhi ajeeb hote hain
Pyar se jyada kareeb hote hain
Hum nahi reh sakte dosto ke bina
kyunki unhi ke saath hamare naseeb hote hain
Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya
aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya
waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi
chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya
Na rahein yun bekaraar hoti
Na kadam yun besahara hote
Gar teri mohabbat ki barish hoti
To palkon pe yun angaare na hote
Unko yaad karke gam chhupaa lete hain
Unko yaad karke thodaa muskuraa lete hain
Unko Bichhde huye kyi saal ho gaye
Fir bhi unki yaadon ko dil se lagaa lete hain
HUM KHAK ZAMEEN KE HOKAR
USS CHAND KI HASRAT KAR BAITHE
WOH CHEEZ HUMARI PAHUNCH SE DOOR THI
JIS SE HUM MOHABBAT KAR BAITHE
KAB DIL UNKI YAAD ME CHOOR NAHI HOTA
KAB UNSE MILNE KO DIL MAJBOOR NAHI HOTA
YEH SACH HAI ZINDAGI MEIN DIL USIKA TUTA HAI
JISKA KOI KASOOR NAHI HOTA.
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Shayari SMS
Sorry SMS
We Love ourself even after making so many mistakes,
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!
SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY… Dont get confused ,
Aray Baba SORRY means: S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
Sorry!
This is a very special sorry to you!
Please excuse my all mistakes
before the end of this year.
Happy New Year.
I Forgave Your Broken Promises,
I Forgave You From The Start.
But One Thing I Won't Forgive,
Is Your Breaking Of My Heart.
Understand That No Matter
How Many Times You Say
You're Sorry
It Wont Wash Away All The Pain
And Hurt You Caused
And The Tears You Made Me Cry.
You Said You Never
Wanted To See
Me Hurt.
Did You Close Your
Eyes Then
When I Cried?
I Feel Sorry For The Man Who Marries You...
Because Everyone
Thinks You're
Sweet And You're Not.
I Don't Know Quite
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I'm Sorry
I Really Am ..
I'm sorry may not mean that much to you,
but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me !
Please forgive me ?
know I’ve hurt u…
I didn’t mean to.
I am soooooooooo sorry…
Please forgive me!
Then how can we hate others for their small mistakes?
Strange but TRUE!
So make habbit of FORGIVING.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
I'm sorry I brought this upon you, my boy. I'm sorry you must carry this burden. I'm sorry for everything!
SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY…
SORRY… Dont get confused ,
Aray Baba SORRY means: S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…..
Have A wonderful day….
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,
I can’t help it.
Sorry!
This is a very special sorry to you!
Please excuse my all mistakes
before the end of this year.
Happy New Year.
I Forgave Your Broken Promises,
I Forgave You From The Start.
But One Thing I Won't Forgive,
Is Your Breaking Of My Heart.
Understand That No Matter
How Many Times You Say
You're Sorry
It Wont Wash Away All The Pain
And Hurt You Caused
And The Tears You Made Me Cry.
You Said You Never
Wanted To See
Me Hurt.
Did You Close Your
Eyes Then
When I Cried?
I Feel Sorry For The Man Who Marries You...
Because Everyone
Thinks You're
Sweet And You're Not.
I Don't Know Quite
How To Make Things Better Between Us
I Can Start By Saying
I'm Sorry
I Really Am ..
I'm sorry may not mean that much to you,
but it means a lifetime of our relationship to me !
Please forgive me ?
know I’ve hurt u…
I didn’t mean to.
I am soooooooooo sorry…
Please forgive me!
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Sorry SMS
Good Morning SMS
Zindgi me hardam hanste raho,
Hansna zindgi ki zarurat hai..
Zindgi ko is andaaz me jiyo,
K aapko dekhkar log kahein,
Zindgi kitni khoobsurat hai..
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karoon!
Kiya jo faisla gud morning kehne ka,
to dil ne kaha ki aapse hi shuruvaat karun!!
BEAUTIFUL WORDS-
Prayer is not an attempt to change God's mind..
But its an attempt to let God change our mind...
Gud morning!
Gud day!!
Its so common to hear,
HOW RU?
WAT RU DOING?
HOWAZ UR DAY?
ANY PLANS??
.
.
So let me ask u something different!
.
.
Did u smile today?
Just smile!
Gud morning!
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
GUD MORNING!!
SMILE is not a word, its a beautiful sentence..
S- Speak
M- More
I- In
L- Less
E- Energy...
So always keep smiling & be happy!!
Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it'll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GUD MORNING!!
Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho..
GM!
HAVE A NICE DAY
A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..
A gud heart can win many relationships..
But a gud nature can win many gud hearts
E MAMU! Chal uth suraj ugela hai..
Chand dubela hai,
Murga chilla rela hai,
Flower khil rela hai,
Jhakkas mahol ban rela hai
, Bole to fultoos morning ho rela hai..
G- od
O- offers us
O- utstanding
D- votion to
M- ake us
O- bedient &
R- eady for
N- ew day to
I- nitiate
N- ew aim for the
G- lory of life..
HAVE A NICE DAY
Journey of life starts with a bag filled with luck & an empty bag of experiece..
The goal is to fill d abg of experience before d bag of luck gets empty..
Gud morning!
Har sapneko apni saanso me rakho,
Har manzil ko apni baahon me rakho,
Har jeet aapki hai,
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho..
Be confident abt urself for becoming a Winner!!!
Change is nature of life-
But challenge is aim of life..
So u hav to challenge the changes,
not change the challanges!!
WAVES r INSIPIRING,not bcoz de RISE-N-FALL
bt bcoz each time de FALL,
day never fail 2 RISE AGAIN!
Wish u da same!
G.M
Opn your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....
Birds can sing, Becoz all r waiting to see your
BEAUTIFUL SMILE
Good Morning.....
Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
phir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.
Hansna zindgi ki zarurat hai..
Zindgi ko is andaaz me jiyo,
K aapko dekhkar log kahein,
Zindgi kitni khoobsurat hai..
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Socha kisi apne se baat karun,
Apne kisi khaas ko yaad karoon!
Kiya jo faisla gud morning kehne ka,
to dil ne kaha ki aapse hi shuruvaat karun!!
BEAUTIFUL WORDS-
Prayer is not an attempt to change God's mind..
But its an attempt to let God change our mind...
Gud morning!
Gud day!!
Its so common to hear,
HOW RU?
WAT RU DOING?
HOWAZ UR DAY?
ANY PLANS??
.
.
So let me ask u something different!
.
.
Did u smile today?
Just smile!
Gud morning!
All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd..
But..
Do wat they felt was right??
Think!!
Gud morning!!
Colgate se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se majboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh karne ka..
Agar fir bhi safed nahi huye to..
Bindass HARPIC use karne ka..
GUD MORNING!!
SMILE is not a word, its a beautiful sentence..
S- Speak
M- More
I- In
L- Less
E- Energy...
So always keep smiling & be happy!!
Once in life do fall in love,
not necessarily with a person
but with an idea
a dream
an ambition!
More often it'll b a reason to wake up with a smile..
GUD MORNING!!
Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho,
Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho,
Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein,
Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho..
GM!
HAVE A NICE DAY
A gud heart & a gud nature r 2 different things..
A gud heart can win many relationships..
But a gud nature can win many gud hearts
E MAMU! Chal uth suraj ugela hai..
Chand dubela hai,
Murga chilla rela hai,
Flower khil rela hai,
Jhakkas mahol ban rela hai
, Bole to fultoos morning ho rela hai..
G- od
O- offers us
O- utstanding
D- votion to
M- ake us
O- bedient &
R- eady for
N- ew day to
I- nitiate
N- ew aim for the
G- lory of life..
HAVE A NICE DAY
Journey of life starts with a bag filled with luck & an empty bag of experiece..
The goal is to fill d abg of experience before d bag of luck gets empty..
Gud morning!
Har sapneko apni saanso me rakho,
Har manzil ko apni baahon me rakho,
Har jeet aapki hai,
Bas apne lakshya ko apni nigahon me rakho..
Be confident abt urself for becoming a Winner!!!
Change is nature of life-
But challenge is aim of life..
So u hav to challenge the changes,
not change the challanges!!
WAVES r INSIPIRING,not bcoz de RISE-N-FALL
bt bcoz each time de FALL,
day never fail 2 RISE AGAIN!
Wish u da same!
G.M
Opn your eyes! So the SUN can rise,Flowers can blossom....
Birds can sing, Becoz all r waiting to see your
BEAUTIFUL SMILE
Good Morning.....
Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
phir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.
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Good Morning SMS
Break up SMS
Gum ke Sagar mein
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
phir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.
har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti.....
teri kainaat main ae khuda,
mera yeh dil kahi lagta nahi,
jo tassaliya mere dil ko de,
woh abhi tak mujhe mila nahi...
yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......
phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,
uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe,
pathoron se hai apna rishta purana,
phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe....
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it,
have a great life...
kareeb rehne ki chah toh hume bhi thi,
par na jane kyun faasle hi darmiyan aaye,
marz ki dawa toh le lete hum bhi,
par na jane kyun zakhm nazar hi nahi aaye.....
mana ki khwaab na ban sake teri ankhon ka,
ashq ban ke teri shama jayenge,
mar ke bhi tumse juda na honge,
khak ban ke teri galiyon mein bikhar jayenge......
Kaun soch paya khud ke liye,
hum ko dar hai teri ruswaai ka !
Kaun darta hai pyar me marne se,
dar hai to sirf teri judaai ka !
A LOVELY FACT:
Nobody in the world
can have a crystal clear HEART
Because everyone’s HEART
has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.
Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge, agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge , jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge.
Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey
Zehan chup chaap ankh hai khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey
Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U….
and died the day U left me…
What is BREAKUP ... ?
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
Breakup
Is Like The Worst
Nightmare
After Having The Best
Dream ..
New Style Of Break- Up !!
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For"..
.
.
Boy Said "Its Over"
Tinke Khushiyon ke doondh raha hun,
Mein Jeena chatha hoin
phir bhi Yaaron Doob raha hun.
har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti.....
teri kainaat main ae khuda,
mera yeh dil kahi lagta nahi,
jo tassaliya mere dil ko de,
woh abhi tak mujhe mila nahi...
yaaron yeh duniya hai bedardo ki,
yaha har roz chhupana padta hai,
dil mein hai lakhon zakhm fir bhi,
mehfil mein toh muskurana padta hai......
phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,
uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe,
pathoron se hai apna rishta purana,
phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe....
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you???
No??
Think about it,
have a great life...
kareeb rehne ki chah toh hume bhi thi,
par na jane kyun faasle hi darmiyan aaye,
marz ki dawa toh le lete hum bhi,
par na jane kyun zakhm nazar hi nahi aaye.....
mana ki khwaab na ban sake teri ankhon ka,
ashq ban ke teri shama jayenge,
mar ke bhi tumse juda na honge,
khak ban ke teri galiyon mein bikhar jayenge......
Kaun soch paya khud ke liye,
hum ko dar hai teri ruswaai ka !
Kaun darta hai pyar me marne se,
dar hai to sirf teri judaai ka !
A LOVELY FACT:
Nobody in the world
can have a crystal clear HEART
Because everyone’s HEART
has some scratches scribbled by their DEAR ONES.
Gam na kar hum teri rah me nahi ayenge, agar aa bhi gaye to tujhse nazrne nahi milayenge , jab hoga tujhe apni galti ka ehsas tab tak hum kisi aur ke ho jayenge.
Sun liya hum ne faisla tera
Aur sun ker udaas ho baithey
Zehan chup chaap ankh hai khaali
Jaisey hum kianaat kho baithey
Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U….
and died the day U left me…
What is BREAKUP ... ?
.
.
.
.
....
.
.
.
Breakup
Is Like The Worst
Nightmare
After Having The Best
Dream ..
New Style Of Break- Up !!
A Bf Threw 6 Cricket Balls At His Gf...
Girl Yelled "What Was That For"..
.
.
Boy Said "Its Over"
Tags:
Break up SMS
April Fool SMS
I
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
Am Going To U.S.A.
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.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...
.
.
.
.
Surprised?
.
.
.
.
.
After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2012
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kar to dekhiye...
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya
he he he
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6 times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
Plz open this
after 1 day at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r d 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
WARNING ! ! !
Dis is a VIRUS . . .
Wen U turn Ur phone off, it WON'T WORK AGAIN...
I l
I lo
I lov
I love
I love you...
I love you the most.
I love you the best.
I love you a lot..
Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said " People should LOVE animals.
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKING
Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
.
.
.
Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY
Plz go to creat message
Then open T9 ON DICTANARY OPTION
Then type this number & see the magic
277451366514612382623
Am Going To U.S.A.
.
.
.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 81 Days...
.
.
.
.
Surprised?
.
.
.
.
.
After 80 Days Is 1st April,U Ar 1st Fool Of 2012
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kar to dekhiye...
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya
he he he
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes
This is MAGIC.
Press down 6 times,
You can See your PHOTO
1
2
3
4
5
6
Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year
Dost Pathan se:
APRIL FOOL manaya?
Pathan: Han
Dost:kis k saath?
Pathan:Bv k 7!
hum ne 3 bar talaq dia
jab wo rone laga to Hum bola
APRIL FOOL,
APRIL FOOL..!
Plz open this
after 1 day at thursday.
.
.
.
.
.
I know u can’t wait.
So Congratz.
U r d 1st FOOL of 2012.
April Fool in Advance
WARNING ! ! !
Dis is a VIRUS . . .
Wen U turn Ur phone off, it WON'T WORK AGAIN...
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April Fool SMS
Inspirational SMS
“Listen to Everyone
and Learn from Everyone
Because
Nobody knows Everything
but Everyone knows Something”.
I can count the no of seeds in the apple,
but i cannot count the no of apples in a seed,
future is unseen,
Always hope for the best.
“The tree does not withdraw it’s shade from the woodcutter.
So, forgive those who hurt you.
They will realize your worth one day.”
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don't feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise
"changing the face"
can change nothing ..
but
"facing the change"
can change everything..!!!!
A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
"Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie."
Confidence is key.
Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident
even when you are not. Vanessa Hudgens
Teacher:
If u tel me where is God?
I'l reward u 100 rupees.
Student:
but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!
Small but value added message..!!
'A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence..
because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top!'
"Every successfull person has a painfull story"
"Every painfull story has a successfull ending"
Accept the pain
&
get ready to success..
Negative Thinking Is As Importnt
As Creative Thinking
Coz
If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane
Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.
As time goes on,
The taste of relations increases.
Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty
&
That depends only on what we add 2 it DAILY..
If u never tasted a bad apple.
You would never appreciate a good apple.
Because,
You have to experience life to understand life..
The more anger towards the past
you carry in your heart,
the less capable you are
of loving in the present..
Take whatever u can from your Life.
Because, Wen Life Starts taking From u.
It takes even your LAST BREATH!!
and Learn from Everyone
Because
Nobody knows Everything
but Everyone knows Something”.
I can count the no of seeds in the apple,
but i cannot count the no of apples in a seed,
future is unseen,
Always hope for the best.
“The tree does not withdraw it’s shade from the woodcutter.
So, forgive those who hurt you.
They will realize your worth one day.”
When someone hurts u . . . .
Don't feel bad because its the law of nature
that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits
gets maximum number of stones
If You Limit Your
Choices Only to Wh8
Seems Possible Or
Reasonable,
You Disconnect
Yourself From Wh8 You
Truly Want And All That
Is Left A
Compromise
"changing the face"
can change nothing ..
but
"facing the change"
can change everything..!!!!
A very short but very nice line for a true relation-
"Hurt me with the truth,
But
Never comfort me with a lie."
Confidence is key.
Sometimes, you need to look like you are confident
even when you are not. Vanessa Hudgens
Teacher:
If u tel me where is God?
I'l reward u 100 rupees.
Student:
but I'll give u millions if u tell me where God is not!
Small but value added message..!!
'A Mountain is not higher than ur confidence..
because it will be under ur feet, if you reach the top!'
"Every successfull person has a painfull story"
"Every painfull story has a successfull ending"
Accept the pain
&
get ready to success..
Negative Thinking Is As Importnt
As Creative Thinking
Coz
If Creative Thinking Invents Aeroplane
Den Negative Thinking Invents Parachute.
As time goes on,
The taste of relations increases.
Either it becomes more Sweet or More Salty
&
That depends only on what we add 2 it DAILY..
If u never tasted a bad apple.
You would never appreciate a good apple.
Because,
You have to experience life to understand life..
The more anger towards the past
you carry in your heart,
the less capable you are
of loving in the present..
Take whatever u can from your Life.
Because, Wen Life Starts taking From u.
It takes even your LAST BREATH!!
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Inspirational SMS
Diwali SMS
This SMS will EXPLODE in 5 seconds….
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(((((BOOM)))))
"""""""
""HAPPY""
""DIPAWALI""
…."""""….
Your eyes are phataka your lips are rocket,
ears are bomb,nose is phuljadi, style is anar,
personality is chakri ab message karte rehna varna i am coming with agarbatti.
Happy DIWALI......
Apko Aashirwad Mile
Badon Se Sahyog Mile
Chhoton Se Khusiya Mile
Jag Se Pyar Mile
Sabse Daulat Mile Rab Se
Yahi Dua Hai Is Dil Se Happy Diwali
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.
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18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
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GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....
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( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
_l''l________
--/ l__l | Delivery
| | _________
L(o)__l___(o)
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
:05
:04
:03
:02
:01
(((((BOOM)))))
"""""""
""HAPPY""
""DIPAWALI""
…."""""….
Your eyes are phataka your lips are rocket,
ears are bomb,nose is phuljadi, style is anar,
personality is chakri ab message karte rehna varna i am coming with agarbatti.
Happy DIWALI......
Apko Aashirwad Mile
Badon Se Sahyog Mile
Chhoton Se Khusiya Mile
Jag Se Pyar Mile
Sabse Daulat Mile Rab Se
Yahi Dua Hai Is Dil Se Happy Diwali
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Zhakas
Har dam khushiya ho sath,
Kabhi daman na ho Khali
Hum sab Ke taraf se,
Wish you Happy Diwali.
0 days
312 hours
18720 mins..
1123200 seconds...
are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
|-----------|
| '--.__.--' | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....
$========$
( HAPPY (
( DIWALI (
) & )
( Prosperous )
( New Year )
Aai aai Diwali aai,
Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
May the joy, cheer,
Mirth and merriment
Of this divine festival
Surround you forever.
May the happiness,
That this season brings
Brighten your life
And, hope the year
Brings you luck and
Fulfills all your dearest dreams!
Happy deepavali…..
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy!
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI…
Ajse aapke yahan dhan ki barsat ho,
Maa laxmi ka vass ho,
Sankaton ka nash ho,
Har dil pe apka raj ho,
Unnati ka sar pe taj ho,
Wish you a very Happy Diwali!
Aai aai diwali aai,
Saath me kitni khushiyan layi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao,
Aap sabhi ko diwali ki badhai.
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
_l''l________
--/ l__l | Delivery
| | _________
L(o)__l___(o)
This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka....
Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
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Diwali SMS
Father's Day SMS
What You Have
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
~ Happy Father’s Day ~
U were always there as I grew up
U taught me gud 4rm bad
U were my rock 2 lean on
I m so proud tat you'r my Dad
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!
I Cannot Think Of Any Need In Childhood As Strong As The Need For A Fathers Protection Happy Fathers Day
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father's Day!
He's not a fancy dresser,
n he's not so trimmed n neat.
vth simple clothes n simple shoes,
He wears upon his feet.
LOVE U FOREVER DAD
What You Have
Inherited From Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
~ Happy Father’s Day ~
Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers' Day!
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
Pay my regards to your father
who is tolerating such a stupid,
dump and duffer child,
what a stamina he has got…
I really salute your father.
Happy Fathers Day
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
Inherited From
Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
~ Happy Father’s Day ~
U were always there as I grew up
U taught me gud 4rm bad
U were my rock 2 lean on
I m so proud tat you'r my Dad
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers. Happy Father’s Day!
I Cannot Think Of Any Need In Childhood As Strong As The Need For A Fathers Protection Happy Fathers Day
The greatest gift
I ever had
Came from God;
I call him Dad!
Happy Father's Day!
He's not a fancy dresser,
n he's not so trimmed n neat.
vth simple clothes n simple shoes,
He wears upon his feet.
LOVE U FOREVER DAD
What You Have
Inherited From Your Father,
You Must Earn Over
Again For Yourselves,
Or It Will Not Be Yours.
~ Happy Father’s Day ~
Happy Happy Father’s Day
Here’s A Little Song To Say
“Happy, Happy Father’s Day”
No One’s Father Is So Sweet.
Your Kind Ways Just Can’t Be Beat.
Happy Happy Father’s Day;
I Love You In A Big Way!!
Some things are just better the way they are like you! Happy Fathers' Day!
F= Forever With His Family
A= Always There For You No Matter What
T= The Only One Who’s There
H= He’s My Hero Till The End
E= Encouraging In Everything I Do
R= Really The Only One…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
Pay my regards to your father
who is tolerating such a stupid,
dump and duffer child,
what a stamina he has got…
I really salute your father.
Happy Fathers Day
God made a father who is,
as sweet as a nectar,
as brave as a lion,
as cheerful as a bear,
and he gave such dear father to me.
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Father's Day SMS
Birthday SMS
The child was born,
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
I'm so glad u were born,bcause u brightn my life & fill it with joy.Happy Budday
Jin ki birthday
Kal hy
ya
Aaj hy
ya
Kal ho gi
ya
Aaney wali hy
ya
Guzar chuki hy
Unko meri taraf se Happy Birthday
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho......
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra special
ekdum mast
n
dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY
muh kholo 5 kilo oooooooooo rasgulle hai, tumari janam din ki khushi me mithai deni hai,
happy birthday
Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye
karte hai ki aap rahe sadaa-Doston ki
mehfil me, apno ke dil me, mata-pita ki
duaonme aur iswar ki chhaya me
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
parents were blessed
and
i am so lucky to have u
as my friend.
Happy Birthday to you
Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
I'm so glad u were born,bcause u brightn my life & fill it with joy.Happy Budday
Jin ki birthday
Kal hy
ya
Aaj hy
ya
Kal ho gi
ya
Aaney wali hy
ya
Guzar chuki hy
Unko meri taraf se Happy Birthday
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho......
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
super duper,
zabardast,
xtra special
ekdum mast
n
dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas,
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
SUN LIKES THE SUNDAY
MOON LIKES THE MONDAY
BUT I LIKES ONEDAY
THATS YOUR BIRTHDAY
muh kholo 5 kilo oooooooooo rasgulle hai, tumari janam din ki khushi me mithai deni hai,
happy birthday
Aapke Janmdin par ham kamana ye
karte hai ki aap rahe sadaa-Doston ki
mehfil me, apno ke dil me, mata-pita ki
duaonme aur iswar ki chhaya me
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
Tags:
Birthday SMS
Mother's Day SMS
The Miracle of Life
Nurtured by a woman
Who gave us
Love and sacrifice…
is “MOTHER”
Happy Mothers Day!!
Maa ki mumta kon bhulaye,
Kon bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataon kaysay ji rahay hum,
Tu toh baithee pardais mein,
Gale tujhe kaysay lagon,
Laykin bhaij raha hay pyaar is sms mein,
Tera betta mere pyare “MAA”
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
A small kid was asked to write an essay on Mother.
A smart child wrote :- "Any combination of millions words from 26 alphabets can never describe my MOM "
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.
Pyar karna koi tumse seekhe
Pyar karana koi tumse seekhe
Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi,
Sab ke dil ka ek tukda ho
Main kehti hun Maa,
Tum hamesha aisi hi rehna.
MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-
M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE
Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
I love you
And care for you
Very much
My
Adorable
Nice
Always
Loving
Mom!
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
Nurtured by a woman
Who gave us
Love and sacrifice…
is “MOTHER”
Happy Mothers Day!!
Maa ki mumta kon bhulaye,
Kon bhula sakhta woh pyaar,
Kis tarah bataon kaysay ji rahay hum,
Tu toh baithee pardais mein,
Gale tujhe kaysay lagon,
Laykin bhaij raha hay pyaar is sms mein,
Tera betta mere pyare “MAA”
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
A small kid was asked to write an essay on Mother.
A smart child wrote :- "Any combination of millions words from 26 alphabets can never describe my MOM "
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
Meri pyar ki list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Selection ki bhi list mein hai sirf tumhara naam
Tum hi meri maa aur meri dost ho
Mera pyaar hamesha tumhare saath ho.
Pyar karna koi tumse seekhe
Pyar karana koi tumse seekhe
Tum mamta ki murat hi nahi,
Sab ke dil ka ek tukda ho
Main kehti hun Maa,
Tum hamesha aisi hi rehna.
MOTHER IS AN ABBREVIATION OF :-
M:MOST
O:ORIGNAL
T:TOPCLASS
H:HONOURABLE
E:EXCELLENT
R:RESPECTABLE
Happy Mother’s Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
I love you
And care for you
Very much
My
Adorable
Nice
Always
Loving
Mom!
Once upon a memory
Someone wiped away a tear
Held me close and loved me,
Thank you, Mother dear.
Tags:
Mother's Day SMS
Independence Day SMS
Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent.
happy Independent Day.
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n
Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Happy Independence Day*
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And
that is Independence Day..
ae mere watan ke logo,
zara utho sambhlo, jago.,
dekho-dekho ye rajnetik neta,
kahan le chale tumhare desh ko.
ab bhi waqt hai,
cheen lo inke hathon se,
apne desh ko,
Happy B'DAY.
Oh no,
Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget,
Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong.
Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my God
Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit
Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
63 Years Ago...
A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .
Now, A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .
Can Any One Help..??
Happy Independence Day...
31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
&
1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………
On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!
Saare jahan se achha HINDOSTAN hamara,
Hum bulbule hain iski ye gulsitan hamara!
VANDE MATRAM!
Lets salute all d freedom fighters & try to be honest Indians!
Happy Independence Day!
Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
Aj mai apse apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hon
han wohi 3 alfaz jo ap sunna chahtay hain
han wohi 3 alfaz jo ap k dil ko cholain
**HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!!
is jhande ko kabhi bhi mat jhukne dena
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Paalo Isay
Dilo Main Khalish Hai, Nikalo Isay
Na Tera ,Na Mera ,Na Iska , Na Uska
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai,Bacha Lo Isay
Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us
D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech
Happy Independence Day..
May We Always Remain Independent.
happy Independent Day.
Wishing You A Wonderful
Super-Duper - Zabardast
Xtra-Badiya - Xtra Special
Ekdum Mast n
Happy Bole To Ekdum Jhakaas
Happy Independence Day*
Some Like Sunday,
Some like Monday,
But i like One Day
And
that is Independence Day..
ae mere watan ke logo,
zara utho sambhlo, jago.,
dekho-dekho ye rajnetik neta,
kahan le chale tumhare desh ko.
ab bhi waqt hai,
cheen lo inke hathon se,
apne desh ko,
Happy B'DAY.
Oh no,
Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget,
Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong.
Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my God
Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit
Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
63 Years Ago...
A Nation Was Searching For A Piece Of Land. . .
Now, A Piece Of Land Searching For A Nation. . .
Can Any One Help..??
Happy Independence Day...
31 States,
1618 Languages,
6400 Castes,
6 Religion,
6 Ethnic Groups,
29 Major festivals
&
1 Country!
Be Proud to be an Indian!..
Happy Independence Day………
On Independence Day
Here's wising our dreams of a new
tomorrow come true for us...
NOW AND ALWAYS!
Saare jahan se achha HINDOSTAN hamara,
Hum bulbule hain iski ye gulsitan hamara!
VANDE MATRAM!
Lets salute all d freedom fighters & try to be honest Indians!
Happy Independence Day!
Our life is full of Colors
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day
Aj mai apse apne dil ki bat kahna chahta hon
han wohi 3 alfaz jo ap sunna chahtay hain
han wohi 3 alfaz jo ap k dil ko cholain
**HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY***
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!!==--..@..-=-._;
!!!==--..__..-=-._;
!!
!!
!!
is jhande ko kabhi bhi mat jhukne dena
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Ye Nafrat Buri Hai, Na Paalo Isay
Dilo Main Khalish Hai, Nikalo Isay
Na Tera ,Na Mera ,Na Iska , Na Uska
Ye Sab Ka Watan Hai,Bacha Lo Isay
Lets Celebrate Dis Day.
D Day Dat Gave Us
D Freedom Of Thought, Action, Faith n Speech
Happy Independence Day..
Tags:
Independence Day SMS
Romantic SMS
Dear O Dear,
ur not near but
i can hear
dont get fear
U r memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and
ur mine forever!....
some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
Number Missing*
Sent:Date missing*
Missing U a lot*
thats y everything is missing....
Har Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se...
Pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao...
Pal Bhar Ka Saath Kuch Aisa Ho...
Ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao...
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
I asked God a rose &
He gave me a garden.
I ask God a drop of water &
He gave me an ocean.
I asked God an angel &
He gave me u.....
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
There are
months a year...
week a month...
day a week...
hours a day...
minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime....
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
If U Want To "Miss Me"
If U Want To "Feel Me"
So...
Close Ur Eyes,
And Keep Ur Hand On Ur Heart,
And Then Listen....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak.....
Yes!Its Me!!
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain...
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life....
umse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise...
A 1000 Things Between Us
Low Batery,
Bsy Network,
No Covrage,
No Tym,
Hvy Work,
Bt Stil, I Hv A Habit Of Remembering U....
I'm the heart, u r the heartbeat,
I'm the breath, u r the oxygen,
I'm the body, u r the soul,
we are two bodies, one soul...
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
ur not near but
i can hear
dont get fear
U r memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and
ur mine forever!....
some text missing*
Sender:Name Missing*
Number Missing*
Sent:Date missing*
Missing U a lot*
thats y everything is missing....
Har Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se...
Pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao...
Pal Bhar Ka Saath Kuch Aisa Ho...
Ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao...
C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u
So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.
I asked God a rose &
He gave me a garden.
I ask God a drop of water &
He gave me an ocean.
I asked God an angel &
He gave me u.....
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
There are
months a year...
week a month...
day a week...
hours a day...
minutes an hour...
but only one like you in a lifetime....
Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...
If U Want To "Miss Me"
If U Want To "Feel Me"
So...
Close Ur Eyes,
And Keep Ur Hand On Ur Heart,
And Then Listen....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak.....
Yes!Its Me!!
Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain...
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life....
umse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise...
A 1000 Things Between Us
Low Batery,
Bsy Network,
No Covrage,
No Tym,
Hvy Work,
Bt Stil, I Hv A Habit Of Remembering U....
I'm the heart, u r the heartbeat,
I'm the breath, u r the oxygen,
I'm the body, u r the soul,
we are two bodies, one soul...
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
Tags:
Romantic SMS
Funny Hindi SMS
Itna busy bhi na raha karo,
Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo,
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi,
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo....
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think...
think...
think...
Marjava & Mitjava....
Chand ne chadni ko yaad kiya
pyar ne apne pyar ko yaad kiya
hamare pas na chand hai na pyar
isliye hamne hamare apno ko yaad kiya....
Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.....
Patjhad ke baad hi aate hain din bahaar ke,
Jeena kya hai yaro zindgi se haar ke.
Nafrat le ke jiye to kya jiye,
Jindgi vo, jo kat jaye pyar se.
2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes,
Rosy Lips
and
Charming,
Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chhor teri dhondhtay hain......
Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator
said: Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!
Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle? ?
ANS: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata
Par
cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai....
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai......
Gulshan me gul khilte hain,
Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hain.
Humse kabhi khafa na hona mere dost,
suna hai apni dosti par log jalte hain....
Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE?
?
Kyunki
Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
“HEY BHAGWA”
5 great people:
1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch.....
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
1 kanjoos ka beta apni girl freind k saath ghoom kar ghar vapis aya…
KANJOOS BAAP: ”kitne paise kharche?
beta: 50 rupees
KANJOOS BAAP: (in anger) 50 rs
beta: Papa kya karta uske paas 50 hi thai.....
Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo,
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi,
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo....
Which are the 2 latest versions of java.
Think...
think...
think...
Marjava & Mitjava....
Chand ne chadni ko yaad kiya
pyar ne apne pyar ko yaad kiya
hamare pas na chand hai na pyar
isliye hamne hamare apno ko yaad kiya....
Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.....
Patjhad ke baad hi aate hain din bahaar ke,
Jeena kya hai yaro zindgi se haar ke.
Nafrat le ke jiye to kya jiye,
Jindgi vo, jo kat jaye pyar se.
2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes,
Rosy Lips
and
Charming,
Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chhor teri dhondhtay hain......
Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator
said: Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!
Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle? ?
ANS: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata
Par
cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai....
Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai......
Gulshan me gul khilte hain,
Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hain.
Humse kabhi khafa na hona mere dost,
suna hai apni dosti par log jalte hain....
Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.
KAISE?
?
Kyunki
Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He
“HEY BHAGWA”
5 great people:
1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.
Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch.....
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
1 kanjoos ka beta apni girl freind k saath ghoom kar ghar vapis aya…
KANJOOS BAAP: ”kitne paise kharche?
beta: 50 rupees
KANJOOS BAAP: (in anger) 50 rs
beta: Papa kya karta uske paas 50 hi thai.....
Tags:
Funny Hindi SMS
Wife SMS
Husband: tum kon hoo?
Biwi: pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhola deta hai....
Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche
aur
kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki......
The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once....
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta...
Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
. .
Guess?
?
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sukoon
Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart
&
wife’s tears hit your pocket......
Que. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
Ans. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Que. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Ans .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Que. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
Ans. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Que. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai...
Que. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Ans. Moti-vating!!!
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS....
An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…
What an IDEA SIR JEE…
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.....
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai....
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or.......
WIFE: or KYA?
Btao na or kia?
Wife shouted tell me or kia?
Husband: or laanat hay aisy zindagi pey....
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..
Apni BV ko,
apni 100% kamai dene se
10% sukh milta hai.
Kisi Dusri Lady ko apni
kamai ka 10% dene pe
100% sukh milta hae
Paisa apka
Faisla apka...
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai...
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki
“Apne nahi piya tabhi to Humne liya”
Biwi: pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhola deta hai....
Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai?
Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche
aur
kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife:Kaun si movie thi?
Husband:Apni shadi ki......
The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday
is 2 forget it once....
Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,
Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta...
Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti
Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.
Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??
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Guess?
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Come on yar?
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Sukoon
Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart
&
wife’s tears hit your pocket......
Que. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
Ans. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’
Que. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Ans .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....
Que. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
Ans. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?
Que. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai...
Que. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Ans. Moti-vating!!!
LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE
and
KNIFE IS DANGEROUS....
An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…
What an IDEA SIR JEE…
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.....
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai....
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or.......
WIFE: or KYA?
Btao na or kia?
Wife shouted tell me or kia?
Husband: or laanat hay aisy zindagi pey....
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..
Apni BV ko,
apni 100% kamai dene se
10% sukh milta hai.
Kisi Dusri Lady ko apni
kamai ka 10% dene pe
100% sukh milta hae
Paisa apka
Faisla apka...
patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
.
.
.
.
.
.
taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai...
1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki
“Apne nahi piya tabhi to Humne liya”
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