Funny Hindi SMS

Itna busy bhi na raha karo,
Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo,
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi,
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo....


Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think...

think...

think...

Marjava & Mitjava....


Chand ne chadni ko yaad kiya
pyar ne apne pyar ko yaad kiya
hamare pas na chand hai na pyar
isliye hamne hamare apno ko yaad kiya....


Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.....


Patjhad ke baad hi aate hain din bahaar ke,
Jeena kya hai yaro zindgi se haar ke.
Nafrat le ke jiye to kya jiye,
Jindgi vo, jo kat jaye pyar se.


2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes,
Rosy Lips
and
Charming,
Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chhor teri dhondhtay hain......


Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator
said: Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!


Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle? ?
ANS: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata
Par
cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai....


Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai......


Gulshan me gul khilte hain,
Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hain.
Humse kabhi khafa na hona mere dost,
suna hai apni dosti par log jalte hain....


Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.

KAISE?
?
Kyunki
Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He

“HEY BHAGWA”


5 great people:

1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.

Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch.....


Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


1 kanjoos ka beta apni girl freind k saath ghoom kar ghar vapis aya…

KANJOOS BAAP: ”kitne paise kharche?
beta: 50 rupees
KANJOOS BAAP: (in anger) 50 rs
beta: Papa kya karta uske paas 50 hi thai.....