Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Romantic SMS

Dear O Dear,
ur not near but
i can hear
dont get fear
U r memories r here
liv wid cheer
no mere tear
and
ur mine forever!....


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thats y everything is missing....


Har Pal Ne Kaha Ek Pal Se...
Pal Bhar Ke Liye Aap Mere Samne Aa Jao...
Pal Bhar Ka Saath Kuch Aisa Ho...
Ki Har Pal Tum Hi Yaad Aao...


C.L.I.C.K. means :
C= cant live without u
L= love u
I= i miss u
C= care about u
K= kiss from my heart 2 u

So whenever u miss me just say CLICK.


I asked God a rose &
He gave me a garden.
I ask God a drop of water &
He gave me an ocean.
I asked God an angel &
He gave me u.....


Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...


There are
months a year...
week a month...
day a week...
hours a day...
minutes an hour...

but only one like you in a lifetime....


Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage,
Koi Achha B Is Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Us Nazar Se,
Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage...


If U Want To "Miss Me"
If U Want To "Feel Me"
So...

Close Ur Eyes,
And Keep Ur Hand On Ur Heart,
And Then Listen....
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak
Dhak.....

Yes!Its Me!!


Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah
Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain
Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak
Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain...


24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely.
Have a lovely day n life....


umse door jayoge kaise,
Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,
Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,
Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise...


A 1000 Things Between Us
Low Batery,
Bsy Network,
No Covrage,
No Tym,
Hvy Work,

Bt Stil, I Hv A Habit Of Remembering U....


I'm the heart, u r the heartbeat,
I'm the breath, u r the oxygen,
I'm the body, u r the soul,
we are two bodies, one soul...


Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.

Funny Hindi SMS

Itna busy bhi na raha karo,
Kabhi kabhi yaad bhi kar liya karo,
shero Shayri Na aati ho na sahi,
aaye hue SmS hi Forward kar diya karo....


Which are the 2 latest versions of java.

Think...

think...

think...

Marjava & Mitjava....


Chand ne chadni ko yaad kiya
pyar ne apne pyar ko yaad kiya
hamare pas na chand hai na pyar
isliye hamne hamare apno ko yaad kiya....


Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake.....


Patjhad ke baad hi aate hain din bahaar ke,
Jeena kya hai yaro zindgi se haar ke.
Nafrat le ke jiye to kya jiye,
Jindgi vo, jo kat jaye pyar se.


2 Aadmiyon ki BV gum ho gai.
Ek bola: Teri BV kesi hai?
Dosra: Blue Eyes,
Rosy Lips
and
Charming,
Aur teri kesi hai?
Pehla: Meri chhor teri dhondhtay hain......


Veeru: Basanti in kutton k aagay mat nachna,
Papu sitting with his dog in the theator
said: Nachegi kese nahi KUTTAY ka bhi ticket liya hai!


Wats d difference betwn bus & cycle? ?
ANS: Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jata
Par
cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai....


Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai......


Gulshan me gul khilte hain,
Tabhi to aap jaise log milte hain.
Humse kabhi khafa na hona mere dost,
suna hai apni dosti par log jalte hain....


Aaj Aapko Ek Secret Baat Batana He.
Ye ke Log Mere SMS Ko BHAGWAN Mante He.

KAISE?
?
Kyunki
Jab b Mera SmS Aata He Log Kehte He

“HEY BHAGWA”


5 great people:

1. Gandi Ji, woh to ab rahe nahi
2. Sharukh, woh kisi kaam ka nahi,
3. Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir.

Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch.....


Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?

No?

Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!


1 kanjoos ka beta apni girl freind k saath ghoom kar ghar vapis aya…

KANJOOS BAAP: ”kitne paise kharche?
beta: 50 rupees
KANJOOS BAAP: (in anger) 50 rs
beta: Papa kya karta uske paas 50 hi thai.....

Wife SMS

Husband: tum kon hoo?
Biwi: pagal hogay kiya apni Biwi koo bhol gaye
HUSBAND: nasha her gham bhola deta hai....


Wife: kal rat tum mujhey neend mein galian kion de rahey thai?

Husband: tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai..

Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi?

Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha....


Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 churail kabhi mere age
kabhi piche
aur
kabhi sath chal rahi thi,

Wife:Kaun si movie thi?

Husband:Apni shadi ki......


The most effective way 2 remember ur wife’s birthday

is 2 forget it once....


Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay,
Main aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Main her haftay tumhe change karta...


Wo kia cheez hay Jo biwi apnay husband ko sari umar nahi deti

Bar bar magney per bhi nain deti.

Aur yeh illegal bhi nain hy??

. .
Guess?
?
?
?
Come on yar?
?
?
Sukoon


Son: Papa what’s the difference between mother’s tears and wife’s tears?
Father: Mother’s tears hit your heart
&
wife’s tears hit your pocket......


Que. What’s the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE?
Ans. In both cases you feel ‘aur thoda ruk jata to accha model milta’


Que. Doctor: App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai.
Ans .Man: Hoga, zarur hoga; 25 saal se mera khoon jo pee rahi hai....


Que. Ek admi ne sadhu se kaha, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upaay bataiye.
Ans. Sadhu bola , saale, Upaay hota to main sadhu kyoon banta?


Que. What is the difference between WATCH & WIFE?
Ans. Ek bigadti hai to bandh ho jati hai… Doosri bigadti hai to ‘SHUROO’ ho jati hai...


Que. What do you call a fat lady waiting for a bus?
Ans. Moti-vating!!!


LOVE IS LIFE
LIFE IS WIFE
WIFE IS KNIFE

and

KNIFE IS DANGEROUS....


An idea can change ur life but a woman can change ur IDEA…
So always change women to change ideas…

What an IDEA SIR JEE…


Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why three?
Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.....


Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai....


Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho, or.......
WIFE: or KYA?

Btao na or kia?

Wife shouted tell me or kia?

Husband: or laanat hay aisy zindagi pey....


What is the difference between wife & saali?

Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,

Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,

Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,

Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake..


Apni BV ko,
apni 100% kamai dene se
10% sukh milta hai.

Kisi Dusri Lady ko apni
kamai ka 10% dene pe
100% sukh milta hae

Paisa apka
Faisla apka...


patni maike ja kar pati ko roz phon q karti hai.
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.
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.
.
taki pati ko yad rahe ki musibat abhi tali nahi hai...


1 aadmi ne 100 times blood donate ker ke record banaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko bhi prize diya ye kehte hue ki

“Apne nahi piya tabhi to Humne liya”

Rain SMS

Every Rain Drop Would b One Of Your Smile
I Wish That It Rains Heavily Through Out
So That There's No Space For Tears Your Life....


Rain Is A Wonderful Opportunity
To Love
To Care
To Share
To Enjoy

Now

To Thank God 4 All His Blessings We Receive....


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"""""HApPy
//////RAINy
"""""///DaY/////


Kaisi Beeti Raat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Sapnon Wali Baat Kissi Se Mat Kehna
Kaisay Uthay Badaal Or Kahan Takray
Kaisi Hui Barsaat Kissi Se Mat Kehna


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Happy Rainy Day Dua Hai Barish Ke Jitne Qatre Girain Utni Hi Apko Khusyan mile


Ab ke sawan mein paani barsa bahut,
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut...


It must have been a rainy day when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying
because it lost his most beautifull angel...!


My Sms Are Just Like 'RAIN'. . . .

1 Day It Will Increase, . . .

1 Day It Will Decrease, . . .

But . . .
NEVER DIES.....!


Promise me we R true friends:

I'm lamp, U'r light.
I'm coke, U'r Sprite.
I'm Sawan, U'r badal.
I'm normal, U'r pagal...


Ae barish jara tham k baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam k baras,
pehle na baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake.


Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,


Rain is not only drops of water.
It is the LOVE of sky 4 earth.
They never meet each other
but send LOVE this way.

Enjoy the LOVE of nature.....


pyar karne wale aankho ki bat samajh lete hain
khawabo me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hain
rota to aasma bhi hai pyar ke liye
par afsos log use barsat samajh lete hain....

Exam SMS

Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh rahe thay or hum Unhain
Wo Murr Murr ke hume Dekh Rahe thay or hum Unhain

Q ke Exam me na unhain kuch ata tha aur Na Hume...


What is the true meaning of 'Study'??
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. .
S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life

SO carry on study..!!


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At Last Exams Are Over!


Ye padh le,
imp hai exam mein pakka aaega.. . . . . .
1.name
2.roll no
3.class
4.subj
5.date .

ab thanks bol kr rulaaega kya? .
anything 4 u.....


A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge

I’ll study......


Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!


Students k Dard ko University Kya Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya Jane….


3 Reasons To Give Exam
1. You Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
2. You Can Complete Your Sleep.
3. You Can See Your Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore You.


Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!!


Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen Dor..
Wah Wah,

Jo ankhon se hamesha rahte hen dor.. . . . . .

Wo Question Exam me ate hen Zaror


My nights are going sleepless,
my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD,
“is this love?‚
GOD replied,
“no dear, result is near"


Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna...


Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai
Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein
Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai
Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein
Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain....